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No. 41713 - Published 19 May 2004

Review of Catrina of Anerley

Details of Visit
Location 2:Anerley
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:13.5.04 11.30 am
Duration of Visit:40 mins
Amount Paid:60

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The Premises
Lee was maiding so the place was spotless.
The Lady
Tall, slim, blond, blue eyes, pert tits, fit body, very attractive Polish girl, late twenties.
The Story
When I say EEC, what do you think of? Well think again. Try Extraordinarily Erotic Catrina for size - the Extremely Engaging Courtesan, the Energetic Electrifying Copulatrix, the Elegant Cracker from Cracow.

Now, forgive me, ignorant scouser that I am, but I always thought the best ball handler to come out of Poland in recent years was Jerzy Dudek. OK, so I was wrong.

Even by Debbie?s standards, this lady is platinum class. She has everything ? she?s tall, slim, with great tits, long blond hair, eyes as blue as the Baltic, accent as intoxicating as an entire bottle of Smirnoff. As for conversation, well, what do you want to talk about? If it?s literature, she?ll tell you why Chekhov?s stories are marginally more impressive than his plays. So you fancy yourself as a mimic. Jeez! Her scouse accent is more convincing than mine. Silly me! You?re in a brothel, you want some filth, innit? No probs, she?ll mine her own personal shaft of wickedly dirty jokes for you.

There?s a lot more to this woman than a beautiful body, believe me!

But don?t get me wrong, we didn?t just talk. In fact for a while we didn?t even talk. Before I could say ?Hi, do you fancy the docker experience?? her tongue was wrapped round my tonsils, my trousers were dropped round my ankles and docker?s dick was ready for the only kind of European Union that it cares about. A fully fledged EEC member, in fact (Exceptionally Erect Cock, OK?)

Does this girl enjoy her work or does she enjoy her work! My god! Giving her oral was like getting drunk on an August night in Warsaw ? hot, warm, sweaty and totally wild! (OK, so I?ve never been to Warsaw but a pub crawl on the Dock Road doesn?t quite have the same poetic ring about it, right? And if the average Polish prosser is anything like Catrina, easyjet here I cum!) She sucked my dick and chewed my balls so hard I thought she hadn?t been fed for a week. She rode me like the clappers and orgasmed like a wild woman before rolling on to her back, dragging me with her. Then she whispered Polish naughties in my ear as I shagged her for all I was worth. Fuck knows what she was saying to me but her sexy Slavic tones soon had me slavering my scouse sperm up her pussy by the bucket load.

If you're on a quest for the shag of the century, then Catrina?s more than worth a stopover. She reminds me a lot of Donna of Exeter, in both looks and quality ? and if you?ve a horny hour or two to spare, check out THAT lady?s frs!

Catrina, you are a gem! Next time I see you, will you teach me how to chant ?Nice one, Jerzy? in Polish? Will you explain to me what the fuck ?Uncle Vanya? is all about? Will you promise to shag me even half as well as last time?

Dudek, where?s my car! Writing this fr has got me creaming in my keks. I?m off to Sarf London to shag her again, innit?

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