Review of Sophie of Scorpio Sauna, Edinburgh

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Scorpio...an institution...mental institution..

Picked Sophie after a long deliberation in the lounge. Choice was good - 6 or 7 girls, but trying to get any of them to make eye contact was impossible. Must look like a nightmare to them... There's always some undercurrent of bitching and office politics which makes you feel you're a bit of an outsider. I've only been about 50 times....christ knows what newbies think...

Hesitated on picking Sophie cos she was Aussie and my experience of that nationality in this sauna has been sh*te. Anyway, she's a looker...very nice face - like Ulrika Johnsen/G Paltrow/Johansen. Her body is to die for...perfect buns/legs and nice 34 b/c chest. All firm and perky....

On to the action. She has a disarming technique of issuing the merest whimpers, moans and squeaks that quite honestly send blood into my loins like a biblical flood. The end result of that was the sight of good ol Sophie chowing down on me knob as if it was a prawn kebab. Wonderful...when I mentioned that I might be about to cum, she gave me a whimper and swallowed the lot.

On to a long, sensual massage..then a bit more whimpering, kissing and a second coming by the nototiously flaccid gravyman. If she can breathe life into my unleaded 2HH, think what she can do for yours...