No. 54387 - Published 27 Jun 2005
Review of Honey of Crewe
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Brooklyns is well reported and was as per usual clean and I am told has a discreet back entrance.
Early twenties, facially ugly but decent looking body on her. Discription on the phone as "sex goddess" but reality was quite the opposite.
A disastrous punt from start to finish. Only came to see her after I was told she was "new to the area but not new to the business". It soon became quite obvious why she was had left (or been asked to leave) her local area, which I am guessing to be Merseyside from her rough Scouse accent. After me making the effort to start a conversation with her, I was met with uniterested, one-word replies and the 20 second back rub I have ever had the misfortune of experiencing. Her oral skills were of a similar standard with the "blink and you might miss it" 30 second approach then she told me to put my own condom on and that I had to go on top as she "didn't do any other positions". After a minute or so on top with her lying there with a bored and tired expression on her face, I was told to stop and given a hand job because she, as she put it in her own words, was "completely dry" and I was told abruptyl and rudely "you've had what you paid for". At this point, having become fed up with her appalling attitude , I put my clothes on and spoke to the receptionist asking to see the owner of the parlour. Whilst the receptionist spoke to me with the courtesy I have grown to expect from Brooklyns, I have to persevere Honey yelling at the top of her voice a flood of personal insults at me and shouting that she didn't care what I told her boss.
All in all, after three years of visiting Brooklyns and other parlours in Crewe, I left feeling angry, insulted and certainly did not get what I paid for. I do not for one moment wish to put anyone off visiting Brooklyns as many of the other girls there are quite the opposite of Honey, but I would simply say avoid Honey like the plague. She stikes me as someone who has an enormous chip on her shoulder towards men in general, is out there to make a fast buck and simply does not care whether you return or not. A waste of space and I only hope the management at Brooklyns pick up on this and throw her back out onto the streets of Liverpool where she belongs.
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