No. 55010 - Published 12 Jul 2005
Review of Denise of North London
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House not far from Bounds Green tube station. Side entrance which isn't too discreet as a neighbour stood giving me weird looks.
Parked on the opposite side of the road. Parking can be a problem around here.
Blonde (bleached) EE girl. Quite curvy and average boobs. Not fit and did have loose flesh around the back of her thighs.
A boring sunday and i was driving through along the north circular ringing a few parlours around north london to find what the scenery was like.
A few other maids gave descriptions which were a bit over the top and i was oversuspicious, having had a string of bad punts recently. The maid seemed quite professional here so i thought lets give it a try. I'd seen a previous report on this girl and hey presto she was on.
I was quite disppointed upon seeing her as she isn't as attractive i imagined. I didn't let that bother me as the report praised her service and as long as a girl provides a good service it can sometimes make up for her dissapointing looks.
Well this adds to my string of recent bad ones and if anything, its worse!
In hindsight i should've taken heed of the notice which was put up on the wall of the bedroom something along the lines of 'No refunds are offered. You get what you pay for'. Only, i didn't even get that!
I guess there must be frequent complaints which prompted that notice to be put up and i should've taken heed and walked out there and then.
The maid had told me over the phone that a full personal was 60 quid for half hour. Denise however, said it was 70 and 60 was for 20 minutes. She said if i wanted specialised services then that would start at 80 for half hour (owo). I enquired whether it was to completion. 'No, its ?100 for completion' she replied in that EE accent of hers.
I then asked how long that was for. Denise didn't like all this questioning and i could see from her expression that she was used to punters chucking over hard earned money and letting her do the job. She replied it was for half hour.
I settled for 70 quid personal for the half hour.
Poor bj (covered) and very unenthusiastic. I tried to speak to her but she simply wasn't interested. Very soon she took out a condom and from then it was down hill. No eye contact..kept her eyes closed.
Wasn't keen on me changing position and said she didn't like doggy. I wasn't going to argue, and ended up wanking over her tits. I cleaned myslef up while she dashed off to the bathroom and didn't return. The maid saw me out.
Service Provider's Rebuttal
Denise writes, "Dear Sir I am the woman. I am sorry for this man because his penerse was dirty . I asked him to clean this and he did not. when I tryed for the condom he pushed my head which made me be ill on him. He was angry and said to me I must wash his penerse of my "sic"(?)and he said for me to clean his hair. I said to him no this was not nice he said that he was the godfather (but he is not DeNero as I think DeNero is not so ugly and has bigger parts!). The only true part in the report is that I did say I did not want doggy sex the reason for this is because when I was sitting on his part it was problem for me to keep it inside and the condom was to big for his penerse. I did not wish for his to be beyond me for I was afeared that the condom would fall of."
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