No. 57817 - Published 28 Sep 2005
Having seen her website and exchanged several emails with Helen, I was hoping for a pleasant evening with a fairly attractive lady. I was about to be (amazingly) "disappointed". She is absolutely gorgeous and whilst the photographs on her web site are accurate they do not do her any justice at all. You will recognise the photographs if you meet Helen, but you would not recognise Helen from the photographs! Although I knew she is almost 6 ft tall, it still comes as nice surprise when you meet her.
She has many favourable reports on Punternet and deservedly so, although for some reason none in the last year or so. However, in my view, they are all inaccurate as none of them come anywhere near to describing the wonderful lady she is. That said, no feeble words of mine will do any better!
Our meeting was a dinner date at a quiet Travel Inn with an adjoining pub/restaurant near Chorley. From the moment she arrived (right on time), I was smitten and I still am. Although casually dressed, as I had requested, she had clearly spent a lot of time getting ready and looked fantastic. We spent the first half of the evening in the pub enjoying dinner, a bottle of wine and each other's company. Right from the start, we chatted like old friends about anything and everything. I could have sat there all night with her but Helen clearly had other ideas so, armed with another bottle of wine; we made our way back to my hotel room.
Guys, if you are hoping for an intimate description of Helen, or what we did behind closed doors, then I am sorry but that will forever remain strictly between Helen & I. She is an absolute lady and has no need for disclosing tacky numbers or being described as if she were something lying on a pathologist's examination table. One website, on which she is listed, simply describes her size as sexy! I can assure you the webmaster of that site need have no fear of challenge under the Trade Descriptions Act for that statement! She knows exactly what she is doing and certainly pressed all the right buttons for me, and pressed them hard, including quite a few that I didn't even know I possessed.
All too soon, it was past the time for her to leave. Having kissed her goodnight, I returned to my room along with many wonderful memories and soon fell asleep. So was that it? Not quite - I awoke next morning to find a text message on my mobile from Helen about an hour after she left to let me know she was safely back home and thanking me for a lovely evening! What a star! - it is me that should be thanking her!
Would I see her again/recommend her? Well, if you haven't worked that out by now, you certainly shouldn't be reading this! She is selective in who she sees (so I still haven't fathomed out why she agreed to go out with an old buffer like me) and only sees a small number of people each week. So guys, if she is booked up, form an orderly queue, but remember - behind me! If you are looking for plain old GFE, look elsewhere. If you are looking for the date of your dreams which you never forget, call Helen.
I doubt if Helen is her real name - it should be Carlsberg, as she is "probably the best escort in the world". Guys treat her well with the respect she deserves and you will be well rewarded.
Helen, if you are reading this, thanks again for a great evening. Hope to see you again before too long. Till the next time, take care. xxx