No. 61755 - Published 16 Feb 2006
Review of Andrea of Central London
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Clean, safe, discreet apartment about 5 minutes walk from Baker Street tube station.
Appearance is exactly as per the website (as she didn?t bother to take her clothes off) ? she was uninterested and cold.
As my partner was away, I had taken the opportunity to see a couple of girls on consecutive nights. I decided I?d go for the hatrick as she would be back the following day.
I called Affair Girls (also known as Babble Girls ? http://www.babblegirls.co.uk) and opted for Claudia. Unfortunately, Claudia was not available and so I decided to go for Andrea based on the agency?s recommendation.
Andrea greeted me at the door and she took me through to the bedroom. After sorting the finances out, I undressed and lay on the bed. Andrea was sitting up next to me, facing me, with her knees to her chest. She checked her watch ? great start ? a clock watcher! She started to gently pull my cock to try and get it hard. The alarm bells were ringing in my head already, as she wasn?t looking at me, she wasn?t attempting any conversation, and basically looked totally uninterested. She didn?t even bother to tickle my balls. She just sat there prodding at my cock (which was having no effect whatsoever). Bored, I asked her if she kissed. She said that she kisses from time to time. She made no attempt to kiss me. In other words ? NO!
I asked her to give me a massage. She basically gave me a light fingered back rub with some oil. Her hands never ventured below the small of my back. Probably, the worst massage I have ever had. I got the feeling that she would have quite happily continued to ?massage? my back for the entire hour. So I turned over and asked her to give me a blowjob. She didn?t understand this term. So I asked for oral sex. Still there was confusion. Eventually she got the message and proceeded to go down on me. She was facing away from me so there was no eye contact. Anyway, the poor blowjob was more hand than mouth. I could feel my semi erect penis failing me.
I was staring at the ceiling thinking that watching paint dry or Man Utd play would be more interesting. So enough was enough and I decided to leave. She asked me if it was her or me that was the problem. I told her it was her. She made no attempt to persuade me to stay (easiest 150 quid she?ll ever make).
I dressed as quickly as I could and left. As soon as I was outside, I called the agency. It was 18:32. I?d been in there for all of 14 minutes (a few of which were spent giving her my well earned cash, undressing, and dressing)!
Eva was very polite on the phone but said that no one else had cause to complain about Andrea. She said that she could offer me a 30 quid discount for my next booking! I explained that Andrea was the worst punt I had ever had (and I?ve probably had in the region of 100 punts over the last 6 years). We argued our corners for a few minutes and then she said she would call me back with an alternative booking.
Eva called me back and said that Marta was available in Edgeware Road. She said that she was one of the top girls and would provide me with an excellent service. She then proceeded to tell me how to get to Marta?s place. Then she said it would cost me ?140! That?s an outlay of ?290 for 10 mind numbing minutes of boredom with Andrea and an hour of who knows what with Marta. I hung up in disgust as it was clear this agency don?t give a sh*t about their paying customers. Eva called me back and said that I couldn?t be offered Marta for free (or with a large discount) as the agency, get this, received no commission! Oh well, they?re running the business on behalf of the girls out of the goodness of their hearts!
Anyway, I could go on and on about how angry I am about this ? but I guess you get the gist now! If this FR costs then ?150, then this FR was worth it!
Andrea should be avoided at all costs. Don?t be fooled by the misleading ?a date with this warm and passionate young lady is guaranteed to be a steamy one? description on the agency?s website!
And, cross your fingers when you use the Affair Girls/Babble Girls agency!
Just in case the agency reads this FR ? I booked Andrea using the name Ian. I have made my profile public if anyone wants to email me for more details.
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