Review of Clare of Bubbles Escorts, London

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Not bad looking, a bit too thin for my liking but nice face and eyes. Body just too thin and considering she was 23 (this seems fairly accurate) her breasts are drooping too early.

Maybe it was me or maybe she didn't fancy me (I've been working hard so didn't exactly look my best) but I just didn't fancy this girl and wasn't at all in the mood. I think she grasped that fairly quickly when i declined sex but the massage was done without any effort and she clearly behaved as if she didn't really want to be touching me. I'm a good looking 32 year old guy with a great muscular physique) so I think she was just clearly a money girl and new to the job. Just no effort to make me feel special or wanted. I asked if she could be more teasing with the massage but she couldn't even bring herself to touch any sensual zones. Once turned over, she held my manhood like it was full of desease with the tips of her fingers and just wanted to get on with sex. I declinced this and just laid next to her trying to touch her. She was wet at first (which surprised me) but soon dried up. She clocked watched like crazy and eventually I just asked her to make me come as she wouldn't have done unless I asked. She them complimented me by saying I came like a porn star and she was impressed!!

My first and last time punting. The biggest waste of money known to mankind. It better to meet girls and get turned down then feel degraded enough to pay for this type of non effort. Maybe she sensed i wasn't interested. i should have gone with my initial thought and backed out before she arrived.

Never again!