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No. 70455 - Published 2 Jan 2007

Review of Joanne of London

Details of Visit
Location 2:Vauxhall Bridge
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:30 Dec 2006 20:00
Duration of Visit:1 hour
Amount Paid:250

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Details of Service Provider
Profile Name:Max's Angels - click to view profile in a new window
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The Premises
Luxury upmarket apartment block located on Vauxhall Bridge roundabout (5 mins from Vauxhall tube station), south of and overlooking the river Thames. Entrance through monitored underground parking but you have to pay for it. There are several blocks in the complex and it can be a little tricky finding her exact block and actually getting to her apartment. Give yourself extra time in case you get lost (which I did). Felt safe though. Apartment shared with another of Max's pornstar angels. Hallway and her room were clean and tidy.
The Lady
Tall buxom attractive young (20-25yr) and friendly lady with enhanced breasts. Not as slim as her photo's on Maxes website (or other websites - Summer on Hamiltons, Britbabes and Caprice Escorts) would suggest but definitely not fat. Glamour model and pornstar.
The Story
Called Maxes and a very pleasant lady receptionist (sorry I don't remember your name) instantly suggested Joanne when I asked her to recommend a girl who was wild, raunchy and openminded. Great, good start!

After sorting out finances, Joanne started with amazing blowjob while sitting on edge of the bed - wet and deep - just as I like it - with some ball licking. Moved onto the bed properly where she continued blowing. She is very skilled in this area! No rimming though which I thought she did.

I love licking (and making/seeing the girl cum - which is what I get off on) so I went down on her. Not to be big-headed about this but previous ladies have commented on my excellent pussy licking skills. In Joanne's case, my licking did nothing for her. Don't know why this is (she may have become "desensitised" b'cos she's a pornstar) and after several minutes I stopped (also because she said it was her job to make me cum which made the situation more "mechanical" than a GFE). Due to enhancement, her breasts are also not sensitive to touching or sucking. We then fucked a little (her on top) after which she sucked me some more.

Unfortunately, from the beginning I got the impression that Joanne did not really want to be there or had better things to do. She was not enthusiastic and this was not the wild raunchy two-way experience I was looking for. This did put me off and as much as I wanted to cum (and make her cum), I knew it wasn't going to happen so asked her to stop. She then gave me an ok-ish back massage for about 15 mins. I got ready and left within (or on) the hour.

I left feeling very disappointed, especially because of the top-end rate I paid (more than my usual budget but it was New Year so was treating myself!). I called Maxes to leave feedback. The receptionist lady was extremely apologetic (not her fault!) and suprised, and thankful for calling.

I'm sure Joanne offers an amazing service and previous people have had fantastic experiences. However, I can only go by my own and I'm sorry to say that on this occasion I cannot recommend her.
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