Review of Pearl of Pearl, Guildford

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A modernish block of flats in the hilly, north part of the town. Parking was on the street around the corner and was not a problem. The flat is quite thinly furnished but is clean and tidy.

It's a bit of a performance to get to see Pearl, you get directed to a particular phone box (where parking is a bit of a nightmare) and then are given directions to the flat. Once you've been you're given a code word for your next visit. Thankfully this was my second visit so I didn't have to go through all this malarky.

Pearl is a tall slim lady, probably in her late forties, with long dark hair. In fact she's a very hairy lady all round - if you know what I mean - wink, wink!

The first time I saw her she had her leg in plaster after a car crash, as you can imagine having sex with a woman in a plaster cast was not an easy process. 10 out of 10 for effort and intent, but not a great success. I thought I'd have another go just to see what she was like when she wasn't hobbling about.

We started off in the living room with a nice cup of tea and a bit of a chat - she does like a chat! Anyway, we soon adjourned to the bedroom where I discovered that she was wearing a black lacy bra, stockings and suspenders - all very nice and soon making me feel really horny.

The bed consists of what I think is called a futon, I really think it's just a mattress on the floor. It made me think about more sordid encounters during my youth.

We started off with a bit of massage (which I'm not all that keen on!) and were soon onto some covered oral - very energetic but just a bit too enthusiastic with oohs and aahs!

I wouldn't describe myself as the worlds greatest lover, (I'm more a believer in practice making perfect - so I'll keep on practicing) but from Pearl's writhings, sighs, gasps etc you would think I was!
We had sex in various positions with a fair bit of energy and enthusiasm and I had quite a bit of difficulty in controlling myself and eventually had to cum a bit sooner than I would have liked. She soon cleaned me up and it was back to the living room for another cup of tea and more chat - did I say that she like s a bit of a chat?

I would have liked a round two but didn't feel that it was on offer. I was soon back on the street feeling a bit deflated, it was all fine but left me feeling a bit dissatisfied.