Review of Alexis Mae of Photogirls, London-UK-Paris-Barcelona-USA

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Hotel near Earls Court Station,

Blondish, reasonably busty

I arrived at the hotel to the second on time and proceeded up to her room, when i got there the door was open, so i knocked and entered. I had rung and asked that Alexis put on a short skirt and a revealing top with lots of cleavage as I like busty girls, so I entered feeling horny with the thought of how she might be dressed in. When i got in she was lying on her front, naked, under the sheets and completely covered,the room was small and a mess (not her usual hotel she said) I thought she would get up when i walked in, instead she just lay there and said Hi. I had to do all the talking. The huge sense of disappointment should have made me realise this wasn't going to be the experience i was wanting, but feeling so horny (must have been the sun) made me stay! I had to undress myself and climb into bed under the sheets, felt a bit like getting into bed with a girlfriend who was suffering from flu as she was so lifeless, silent and unenthusiastic!! She then started complaining about how tired she felt. Once i had climbed into bed she remained lying on her front and made no move towards me. I started to stroke her, kiss her etc. Eventually we had sex, mish obviously, so that she didnt have to move!! Was motionless and silent throughout, was glad to come so that it would end!! Afterwards I thought I would at least attempt some more conversation (out of respect for the fact that I had just shagged her) before I ran for the exit, but all she had to say was to complain again that she felt tired!! Did not attempt seconds as she had killed any passion in me. Left 30 ins after entering having spent 300 quid, her never having got out of bed and not having said more than 10 words to me. Wish I had just had a wank and saved the money. This was my worst punt ever, with the most miserable WG i have met, which is what compelled me to write this report, you've been warned!! I have also met Roberta from this agency who was similarly lifeless and grumpy, from my experience this agency seems to specialise in fit busty ex-pornstars who have had any enthusiasm knocked out of them by the Industry