Review of Lolita of New Stars, Central London

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Basement flat in a side road off one of the main roads in Earls' Court area. Managed to park on the main road fine. Inside was clean, but spartan. Minimal furniture and nowhere except the floor for clothes.

Exactly as per the pictures : cute looking, young, blonde, not very toned but still good to look at. Nothing outstanding but not bad. Speaks quite good English.

The traditional 'started off a bit dodgy and went downhill' punt again I'm afraid chaps. When I girl gives you that wry smile at the beginning, it either means that she is a complete minx looking forward to a good time, or is eyeing you up to work out how to fleece you. Should have guessed from that alone.

Things started a little stilted with no real flow and I'm guessing that she is new to the game. Initially a good amount of kissing and then moved down below for a good session - not bad OWO with plenty of attention payed to the surrounding area. The actual act was OK but again, no real technique.

And then things changed. No conversation afterwards - I tried but was met with monosyllabic responses. She needed to vanish out for a smoke. Coming back was more silence. Attempt at kissing to start things off again was met tight lipped. When I did ask her to go below again, it was just played out for a long time. Finally, I had to intervene myself and just as I was on the verge of popping the alarm went. 'No more time,' I was told - even when I pointed out that I was ready. So I left with sore balls and a bad mood. Bearing in mind that I paid for a 2hour session, I should have saved my money and just booked 1.

I'm getting tired of this bad attitude from girls who are over here to fleece people. Avoid! Let her learn the hard way that there's no such thing as a free lunch.