Review of Lana of Affair Girls, Central London

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Oh dear. I didn't mind the fact it was a Council estate on the 6th floor, but I did feel a little uneasy at the horrible mess of the flat and the lingering smell of cat piss in the bathroom.

Worse was the fact that Lana, who looks amazing in the pics, has been photoshopped beyind recognition. She is reasonably fit, and quite pretty, but has some skin issues and isn't as tight and firm and the pics suggest. She looked a bit drugged up to be honest with you. I was tempted to leave as soon as she opened the door, but I stuck around.

No this is a tricky one. Despite the state of the place and the more or less fake pics, her service is pretty top notch. Her deep throat OWO is incredible, she is fine with you straddling her head and (gently) pushing as far as you can. An incredible sensation. Sadly she wasn't too fresh below - not the fishyness of a ?60 girl but a general mustiness and sweatiness. In 69 she pressed her anus into my face which I didn't really go much on - some may like a slight whiff of poo but not me thanks. But ... she really does put her heart and soul into the fucking. And then when it's over, it's over and she went off to speak to her flatmate. So to conclude, if you like deep deep OWO and CIM (which I missed out on as I preferred to come in a pussy this time), then by all means see Lana, but don't expect miracles.