No. 81528 - Published 8 Apr 2008
Review of Lisa of Birmingham
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Located in the Gravelly Hill area. Block of flats off main road. Directions were good. Incidentally, I parked close to the entrance and pressed buzzer and stood in the pouring rain waiting. After hearing the door click I pulled but no joy. Several attempts later, I was directed round the back as this door was clearly not working. Surely they must have known their own front door was broken. So.... round the back in the rain. Not good, should have driven off and not bothered.
Seen an ad in Evening Mail. Phoned up a few times to talk to the most apathetic woman ever. But at forty quid, I was tempted.
Lisa turns out to be a black lady with a huge stomach. Neither of which was mentioned in my phone calls. When paying for sex, it is reasonable to select hair type, height, age, looks and yes skin colour. This is not racism, just sexual preference. Anyway, why should she hide this???? Perhaps something for the discussion board.
It turns out that some of my phone calls had been with the maid, pretending to be Lisa.
On the plus side, she was quite pretty and fairly jolly.
I decided to stay. Did the money thing. Got undressed. Quick back rub with talk. Her previous jolliness had dissapeared and I was not even nearly aroused so she did a bit of willy rubbing to get me stiff and on with the rubber. I was expecting oral, but this was not to be. Quick in and outs and that was it.
I was then ushered into the bathroom to get dressed as someone else was at the door. How rude!!
This is such a shame, because with a bit more care and attention towards her customers, she, the maid and the punters would be happy
If you fancy sex with a pregnant corpse give this girl a call. Otherwise put your forty notes on the Grand National, much more fun.
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