Review of Lolita of Home Of London Escorts-Agency Barracuda, London

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Typical London wg flat.
Pretty grotty bathroom with stained bath and the water in the toilet bowl looked more like oil!

As per photos, attractive and very slim.

Well even the most experienced of us can still get caught good and proper!

I was immediately attracted by the pics of this new girl. She had a pretty face and was very slim. I find I'm becoming increasingly atracted to very slim ladies. However she has no reviews apart from a couple of vaguely positive ones on the agency site which I'm afraid I never set much store by. The agency again vaguely confirmed that she had good feedback. Maybe it's my fault for not being more specific, but I suspect that, particularly with Lolita being new, they wouldn't have been able to answer any requests properly anyway.
Anyway I thought I'd take a chance for once as it's always possible to strike gold now and then.
I'm afraid this time I struck lead!

When Lolita let me in I was immediately attracted to her but evidently it transpired the attraction wasn't mutual!
I gave her the money which she promply bunged in a drawer; at least she didn't count it overtly. She texted the agency and then immediately stripped off without offering me a drink or any kind of gfe build up. She advised me to strip off and relax. 'What is this' I thought, 'a ?150 escort or a ?50 massage?'
I complied and lay on the bed thinking that she was about to actually give me a bloody massage, but instead, after some very light kissing of my chest, she began giving me OWO. It seems any other kissing was strictly off the menu. Because of her attitude, which was not exactly friendly, I was having trouble getting aroused. I asked her if I could return the compliment. She initially ignored me. After asking again she seemingly reluctantly complied and maded some vague sounds to suggest she was slightly enjoying it, but soon pulled away. By this time I was hard enough to suggest sex. She expertly put the condom on with her mouth and fucked me cowgirl. While there was absolutely no connection there the sight of her did keep me hard enough to continue for some time. I then suggested doggy and gave her a really good seeing to in this position to completion - actually one of my best shags for some time. This was odd because she pretty crap - very uninvolved and relatively unsociable. I think two things kept me going hard at it. Firstly I did find her very attractive and secondly I subconsiously was determined to get as much vfm out of what was little more than a very expensive parlour punt.
After I'd cum she suggested I have a shower. (I'd already had one just before I arrived, as I always do). This was when I discovered the rather unpleasant bathroom.
When I returned she was already getting dressed, so obviously a second round was, like kissing,cuddling and conversation, strictly off the menu. The appointment wasn't yet half way though, but I couldn't be arsed to even try to make any more conversation with her as it had been hard work.

She seemed to cheer up somewhat as I was getting ready to leave!
She had another client coming soon and said she was very busy indeed. In fact she was too busy and was having to raise her fee to ?200 next week. Two more girls I have reported on, Karina and Nicoletta said the same, but these two were in a different class to Lolita

I would suggest that if Lolita does raise her fee then she won't be complaining that she is too busy, and if she provides this level of service to all clients then she won't be receiving any repeat visits.

I left the flat 25 minutes after entering, despite paying for one hour. It transpires the agency do a half hour for ?100. This is what I got, but I paid a damn site more than ?100.

Next day as I was walking past the Soho walk ups - places I wouldn't dream of patronising as you don't know what you're going to get - I reflected a quickie walk up service was exactly what I got. Except it cost me three times as much!