Review of Lucy of All Nations, Birmingham

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Council flat just off the city inner ring-road. It faces a grassed area so there is not too much of a problem with neighbours. Parking available in street.

I had made a phone call prior to calling and been told that there were 4 ladies available. One being a mature Asian lady, two 18 year olds, and the fourth who's description I cannot now recall. When I arrived just two ladies were free. The mature Asian lady was attractive and probably in her early 30's. She was accompanied by Lucy. I enquired about the two 18 year olds? "We are all 18!" said the Asian lady with a twinkle. At the prices that this place charges I was not in the least upset that the truth had perhaps been a little stretched.

I chose Lucy who was a Polish girl. She spoke good English and appeared to be 18-20.

In the room she removed her dress to reveal a small petite frame. However, she had a podgy tummy and recent stretch-marks which may be a turn-off for some punters. Despite these unsightly marks I was bowled over by her cute face and pleasing manner. She was a genuinely nice and accomodating girl. The service provided for 30 notes was, let us say, comprehensive. In fact I wished I had left a tip.

Be under no illusions though, this place is not the cleanest and does not boast state of the art steam rooms and Jacuzzi, but you do get a friendly welcome, and Lucy is a gem.