Review of Melanie of The Head Office, Stoke-on-Trent

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Excellent as always.
You can not fault the place or staff.

Young, blonde, tall, slim and atractive, as per web page.

Melanie is a real clock watcher, she even wore a watch. Everything was very rushed and scripted. I'm not sure if this girl thinks she's on piece work, but there was three girls hanging around waiting when I arrived so I couldn't see the rush.
I paid for thirty minutes, she'd of turned it around in 15 if I hadn't slowed her down. The only extra on offer was reverse Oral, even her tits were out of bounds. Oral was pretty good, but fast and furious it felt like an attempt to rush me through as quick as possible.
There is potential, but this girl needs to start offering a better service or find another line of work.

Melanie writes:

"Wild Bill", if the report you had written about me was justified, then I would not have to add my own comments here to set the record straight.

For a start, your report is full of contradictions. The comments you made were unfair and quite absurd. "Wild Bill", if you are going to make comments about somebody on here, have some justification for them!

- You say my oral was "furious" but "pretty good"??!!

- You had 25 minutes yet you say "everything was very rushed."

- You wrote "she even wore a watch". Let me assure you "Wild Bill" that wearing a watch does not indicate that I (or any other person) is a "clockwatcher". I wear my watch 24/7. Please do not call someone a "clockwatcher" for wearing a watch!

I do not give "furious" oral!? Oral was not an attempt to "rush you through as quickly as possible." If you remember correctly, oral was one of the services that you had paid for!

I can categorically state that, just for record, I do not use a script! Every customer that I see is a unique individual, so it couldn't possibly work if I tried to stick to a script!

I specialise across the board, in all areas. If, as "Wild Bill" says, only reverse oral was on offer, that is because I specialise at my own discretion. I will refrain from being explicit as to why I didn't offer all extra services to "Wild Bill", as I do not wish to cause any embarrassment.

"Wild Bill", if you are writing on Punternet please do not lie! My breasts were not "out of bounds!" I laughed out loud at that comment! In this business, do you think I would still be as busy as I am if my "tits were out of bounds!"

Even though you had 25 minutes with me "Wild Bill", you still complain that you didn't have enough time. If you had 10, 15, 20 minutes even, then your complaint would be justified. But to complain about the time after 25 minutes is being very pedantic, as is being criticised for wearing a watch!

I have read all the reports you have made on other girls and there is a huge focus on time. You are obsessed! "Wild Bill" the only "clockwatcher" is you! You have also made a relatively disproportionate number of "Would You Recommend? - NO" reports. "Wild Bill", stop judging everyone so harshly!

Although I was disappointed and hurt by your comments at first, having read the reports that you have made on other people, I am now trying not to take any notice at all of your report. Mine isn't the first bad report you have written. Judging by your unfair comments, I am sure it won't be the last. "Wild Bill", don't go around with a chip on your shoulder, lighten up and have fun!

Regarding "this girl needs to start offering a better service or find another line of work." I enjoy my job. I am not on piece work. I give all my customers 110%, every time. Please see my other field reports as evidence of this.

I am a very busy girl and I feel that this is because I genuinely value ALL my customers. I am always grateful to EVERY customer for picking me.

So, I would just like to take this opportunity to thank my customers, past, present and future. To all you happy guys out there, heres a big thank you from me! I'm looking forward to seeing you all very soon!