Review of Becky of The Georgian, Oldham

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Very nice in the reception - bit scruffy in the room

Average looking brunette - was slim 5ft 6ish 34B

Where do I start ? Went in and saw an absolutely gorgeous receptionist - blonde with a tatoo. It was my first time in this gaf so things looking good so far. Ok so the ladies on offer:some good looking czech girl, but too tall for me so decided to go for a brunette slouched on the couch. Becky her name was. Paid up got a smile from the receptionist and made my way into what turned out to be a dimly lit tatty room with smelly carpet. You know the type you get in cheap ?10 a night share with 10 hostel rooms in London. Waited for this bird to turn up - waited 10 minutes in fact. She comes in all flustered. I get on my front and expect some sort of touch ... but nothing for at least 2 minutes. I turn round to find she is texting someone. Oh dear (!) Then I say "Hi how's your day been ?" you know to break the ice. She says she's got problems with her mate. Oh dear (!) SHe slaps me on my back with her dirty grimey hands for a quick 5 second massage. I kid you not. It lasted no longer than 5 seconds - then back on to the texting. I asked her where are you from ... she said Huddesfield. Then she said she was feeling poorly and started texting again. I got up and said no worries I'm off - she started to panic as she would then get quizzed fromt he GORGOEUS receptionist as to why I left so quickly. I couldn;t be arsed hering any more bull from this idiot so I just said I'm off - got dressed and had a word with the receptionist who was very apologetic and wanted to set me up with another girl but I declined as the moment was gone. I was more angry than horny and unless the session involved me strangling someone for wasting my time I wasnt interested. Never been back to this place. The only positive was the receptionist. She looked great and was very apologetic. I'd imagine that Becky nas moved on somehwere and is up to her BS somewhere else by know. To make matter worse I got a speeding fine from a gatso gun that was nearby the parlour. All in all a place to avoid.