No. 93268 - Published 26 Sep 2009
Review of Alice of Central London
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Grand apartment block in Paddington. Nice secure and safe area which is well lit at night. Parts of Paddington are very dismal but this complex is extremely upmarket.
Tall tanned Brazilian girl. Typical bubble bum and fairly busty for a Brazilian girl. In very early 20?s. Photos are photoshopped but she?s quite attractive. Nice legs but they?re not very firm and you can see plenty of cellulite on her thighs.
Barracuda is one of my least favourite agencies. The EE woman who answers the phone is usually very obnoxious and arrogant. Ask her a few questions about a girl that you're interested in seeing and she'll assume you're a time waster and hang up. No point in ring up again as they'll store your number on their mobile as a timewaster.
The website mentions Alice is a European and she?s also listed on newstars as a Romanian. She?s not. She?s South American and has a distinct Brazilian accent.
Having sorted the cash side out first Alice went away while I took my clothes off. There seemed to be about 2 or 3 people in the other room as I could hear an older women speaking in a foreign language.
Alice returned and took off her clothes. She had been wearing these very tight hot pants and a top which was kind of knotted at the front showing her ample cleavage.
The way she removed her top was so formal and un romantic. She didn?t seem as smiley either as she had been before I?d parted with the money.
Guys, you?d be better off keeping your hard earned cash for another girl.
For me, this was a disastrous punt for the money I paid. I wasn?t even allowed to touch her as she didn?t allow fingers inside.
Without sounding pompous, I?m a highly educated, polite, well spoken and clean well groomed guy. I was showered and smelt of aftershave and I?m certainly not ugly.
Alice refused to kiss and neither would she kiss or lick my nipples. She just wanted me to lie down while she rubbed her fingernails over me and didn?t allow mutual gfe type foreplay. She asked me to lie down on the bed which I did and expected that she?d proceed onto a bbj. A blowjob certainly followed but only after she had covered me up with a thick rubber condom. I asked for owo but she shook her head and replied in that strong Brazilian accent of her ?sorry beiby..I daon do?.
Unbelievable. I?d coughed up 200 smackaroons to see this girl, going ?50 over the limit that I usually set on myself and here she was, treating me like some stinking old tramp.
She kept her tongue away from any part of my flesh so no ball licking, nipple sucking or anything else. When I tried to rub and gently finger her pussy, she grabbed my hand and said ?no baby?. Everything she said was along the lines of ?baby I daon doo? or ?no bebby!?.
Businesslike and a totally unrewarding experience. I came for some stress relief but ended up leaving worse than before I?d walked in.
She?s even listed on the Hamiltons website at 300 quid!
Shagging was poor as she kept her hand on her pussy and kept her legs in a position which prevented full on entry.
The final icing on the cake had to be that she?s also a clockwatcher. She put her kit back on after I jerked myself off. This was after 35 to 40 minutes of being there. It had meant to be on her boobs but she had moved well away at the final moment and instead, the jizz just trickled all over my balls. I was left to clean up.
Since I saw her I've seen that she has reduced her rates to ?150 with some agencies. I wouldn't see her again even if she charged 100 for the hour.
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