Review of Nina of Ego Massage, Milton Keynes

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Very easy to find Medium sized white building next to a car park behind some shops. Spotlessy clean, Ego now seem to be capable of keeping the OUTSIDE of their establishments clean. Now thats just showing off :)
Parking is free but its short stay no return in 3 hours. Perfect for a punter. Car park in front of Egos is sometimes full but theres a second smaller car park next to it if you drive through the car park.

Jaw droppingly stunning blonde girl. About 5'6 . Short blond hair. Exactly as photos on web site. She does have stunning blue eyes behind the blur on the site.

Ever since I first moved to MK 3 years and found divine Ive been wanting to see Nina, even more than Ariel. Sadly, never got the chance, but after seeing her old festive photo on the Divine twitter page and some sniggering at my loss by forum members, and a more than stressful week thought right, thats it Im seeing her once and for all.
Now Im not into massage, I prefer to give them and all I know about receiving massage is inbetween "rounds" on punts. But all I wanted to do was see her in the flesh. Was thinking about punting on the saturday/sunday so didnt want any "Happy endings". I just wanted to see who Id been lusting after for 3 years.

Never been and never had a proper massage so didnt know whether 30 mins would be too short or an hour would be too long as I need to get back to the office, but on the phone Ego said they do do 45 minutes bookings. Perfect.

Parked up and walked to the door. Door was opened by Nina herself with a warm smile and friendly hello. My jaw dropped. Welcomed in and picked my jaw up off the ground and she led me up the stairs to one of the rooms.
Was left for a while to look at the menu on the bed. Apart from the time everything extra is ten pounds.
She came back in and I asked what Id like.
"Err, 45 minutes, Naturist massage and Body to body, if thats okay"
"well, You get naturist massage with body to body anyway"
Yes I really am that stupid. I did think body to body would have been clothed unless I also asked for naturist. Paid up and was asked to strip off and lie on the table.
Started with a proper massage with a friendly chat about everything from xmas to xfactor. Started relaxing straight away.
Moved onto body to body.
I didnt want a "Happy ending" even thou it was on offer, although being over a week since my last punt, mini-overworked certainly had other ideas and there was quite a few close calls. Shes the first girl whose almost sent me over the edge just by a massage.
Was certainly enjoying myself and she genuinely seemed to being enjoying herself too.
But sadly time was up. Actually we'd gone over. But there was certainly no rush for me to leave. I got dressed while she nipped into the shower (I was going to nip home and shower) and I was beaming when I walked to my car. Mini-overworked didnt die down for about an hour so if you dont go for a happy ending be careful on the drive home. Almost did myself a mischef.
If this was the first 45 minutes of a punt then it would easily be one of the best punts Ive ever had. If I saw her 3 years ago she'd easily have been my favourite and wouldn't have needed to see anyone else. Sadly, I missed out on Nina's past career which I'll forever regret. But theres always hope and I'll definately being going back. If your a punter and need a battery boost between punts then this place is definatly for you.