Review of Poppy of Annabellas MK, Milton Keynes

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House of Divine, clean, safe, professional and widely reported in other field reports.

As described in her profile on the House of Divine Website, large natural breasts, probably around thirty years of age or late twenties.

Welcomed with a kiss on the cheek, sorted out the paperwork. Got a good discount as she was the advent girl on this day. She Kisses and french kisses but I think that she may be a smoker. Offered massage to begin with but declined and started with a bit of kissing and fondling, followed by OWO which was quite good. Then she lubed herself up, applied the jacket and we proceeded onto Cowgirl which was ok BUT THE PROBLEM WITH THIS LADY IS THAT SHE "APPLIED WAY TOO MUCH LUBE". There was so much Durex Play applied that I could hardly feel anything, changing to doggie did not seem to help the situation due to the excess of lube. As the old boy was not getting enough friction I soon went semi-hard despite pounding her relentlessly in doggie. Suggested Reverse Oral just so that I could have a go at removing some of that Lube. I know that I was the last punter of the day and the lady may be a bit sore if she has had a busy day but I still don't think that was an excuse to apply so much lube to make life difficult for the punter. After reverse oral some light kissing, fondling and conversation followed while I waited for the old boy to stand to attention again. She told me that she was half french and half lebanese after trying to work out my ethnic background, though to be honest I thought that she was Bulgarian or Romanian. We then moved onto missionary even though I was only semi-hard but ALL CREDIT TO HER AS SHE DID ALL THAT SHE COULD DO TO ENSURE THAT I CAME.
Without doubt a great punt due to the advent girl discount but I would probably not visit her again due to her fondness for Lube and also due to the fact that there are many other Ladies at the House of Divine to visit.