No. 95282 - Published 8 Jan 2010
Slightly downscale second floor flat just off King Street. Not terribly clean. Bed covered in those annoying slidey fake satin covers. Not offered a shower before or after, but didn't need one anyway.
Gorgeous girl, terrific body, but a really crap service. Profile says she does OWO, DT, RO, but she will not. I was srupulously clean and minty fresh. Wouldn't let me near her pussy, kept pushing my hand away, but maybe just as well because when I sniffed my hand later, it was pretty whiffy.
Says she is a Parisian, but that's crap too. Lola was just an annoying escort from start to finish. One of these foreign girls who seems to understand English less and less when you try to guide her to either do something you like (e.g. OWO) or not do things you don't like (e.g. putting heaps of lube on your covered cock so you either can't feel anything when inside her, or straight on your cock so the f***ing condom doesn't stay in place!!). Just one annoying thing after another. She did not give a damn what I wanted to do (we're not talking anything weird here either), but just kept doing whatever she felt like doing.
First round of sex went OK after OWO and RO refused, then onto a half-hearted massage using talc after I told her NO TALC THANKS. Sigh. After that, round 2 went badly. More covered oral using a cheap condom. Then onto reverse cowgirl, which is a truly beautiful sight (as is doggy), I have to admit - her arse IS magnificent. However, the condom kept slipping (thanks to her putting lube onto my bare cock when I told her not to) and stretched out of shape. because it was a cheapie. Eventually went back to covered oral to finish, but about 10 seconds before I was about to come, she yanked the condom off and said she was done! Said I could finish myself if I wanted to! She proceeded to say time was up, that's it. I checked my watch, and found there was still five mins left. This, and her whole attitude, just pissed me off no end. She told me she had been nice to me, but now I was 'giving her stress' about the five mins. She stomped around as I got dressed, and asked me if I was happy. I said no, and she gave me a string of abuse in some language (not French) and told me to fuck off. Unbelievably rude, but not surprising given her Spoilt Princess routine through most of the meeting.
A shame, but my luck had to run out sometime after a year of good, well-chosen punts in Aberdeen! Lola is gorgeous, but her attitude stinks. I've never EVER had an experience like that after years of punting and respectful behaviour towards escorts. It happens, I guess. Maybe others might have better luck, but I'd not recommend Lola at all. I've seen Havana, Sara and some other girls from Aphrodite, and they were all fantastic. Patrizia, the Brazilian maid, is usually very nice and helpful.
With service that bad, ?150 per hour is a complete nonsense. Save your money, fellas.