No. 96258 - Published 27 Feb 2010
Review of Alice of London
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This place is a Parlour / Sauna Club with maybe 2 "Hostesses" during the day and 9 or 10 after 21.00. It's quite exposed when you ring the bell for entry and you pay the ?15 entry fee through a hatch in the hall, before they let you into the club, standard precautions for any down-market Sauna in an inner-city location. It's ?50 for 30 mins, with a girl in a room. The facilities are in the basement and are well worn, the Sauna wasn't too hot, nor was the steam room. No Jacuzzi. There are two pool-tables and the girls will play with each other or you. Soft drinks are included with the entry fee. It's open 24 Hours.
All the girls seemed bored stiff, and playing pool, but wanting to make some money, but there is no overt pressure to choose a girl. They seemed to be mainly Romanian and "a bit chunky". Out of the nine, I suppose two were 6's and the rest were 4's and 5's.
There was a 6, a slim Spanish girl, Alice, there who was eyeing me up (as no doubt she would any punter), I was inclined to save my cash for another day, but, as usual, thinking with my knob, I chose her. There's no hanky-panky allowed around the pool-tables, not even touching, only in the room.
She was quite OK with cuddling, boob-kissing and some energetic fingering, but mouth-kissing and pussy-licking would have been extra. She gave me a bit of a nude massage, not really B2B, a bit of a BJ (with), and we finished up, rather too quickly, in missionary. With the fingering and the humping, she made all the right noises, and seemed to be genuinely enjoying it. It was all over fairly quickly, but I wouldn't criticise her for this, she did what she agreed to do, she just wasn't that great at B2B or OW.
I tried this place cos I fancied something a little different. I think I was after something like the German FKK experience. I can't avoid comparing this place with the FKK Clubs, which can be very classy nude nightclubs, (every bloke's wet dream) and I have to say that the Pleasure Garden is a poor, poor substitute.
I got there too early, and stayed a couple of hours, they say it livens up after midnight. If you're in the area, late at night, and feeling a bit horny, it's much safer and more pleasant than some of the other "attractions" in Kings Cross. On that basis only, I'd recommend. I won't return, but don't let that put YOU off.