Review of Gisele of House of Divine, London

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A different HOD flat to where Id been before, a bit out in the sticks in the middle of a new development... didnt feel as safe here, lots of workmen watching the comings and goings...

Stunning face, cant deny that, like a younger, hotter, Davina McCall... body tall and pleasant if not great. Breasts felt more like a B than a C as per other reports but nice...legs a bit disappointing, calves were a bit what my nan would have called "sturdy" for my liking...but hey she is better looking than I am!

OK, so I wasnt sure whether to write a report for this punt or not but Ive previously said Id only write if I had a great experience or a bad one.. In the past Ive written about a great experience with Julia and have left the "OK" experiences without a report... sadly this was a bad one and although I will make my report balanced, I think it should be written...
It started badly in that the apartment only had the two WGs in it and seemingly no maid...I was shown in by the other girl (who was lovely, a nice smile, lovely way about her and I really wish Id booked her by the time Id finished!) I was taken to the room to wait for Gisele... and wait, and wait.. eventually she came in 15 minutes late having literally just ushered out the last punter..and it went downhill from there.
By her own admission she was in a strange mood and it showed. The oral, although without, was a blowjob by numbers... she clearly didnt want to be doing the job and it showed. She kept making jokes about another punter who had asked her to bite his cock until it bled and joking she was going to bite mine!
That said, and in the interests of balance, she did give great eye contact and is gorgeous and thats a memory that will stick with me...
As soon as we moved on to mish either my cock became 12 inches long and as thick as a beer can or she was being extremely theatrical in her groans and moans... I really dont like the over false noises and to be honest I was grateful for the fact that I hadnt had any in a couple of weeks and so didnt last too long!
It was clear from talking to her after that she is a lovely girl and this report is in no way casting aspersions on her as a person. But its clear she doesnt really enjoy the job and is only doing it because she is making great money from her stunning face...fair play to her... sadly, though, ?60 of that is my money for a distinctly underwhelming punt.
As I was getting dressed the doorbell was continually ringing as the next punter was now late being admitted... with both girls working, there was no one to let him in... what followed was musical punters as myself and the other girl's client left at the same time and a new punter arrived. All very uncomfortable and a bit unprofessional.
So, where do I end up? Well, facially she was unquestionably one of the two or three prettiest girls Ive ever fucked so I can at least say that I got to fuck a stunner. Sadly thats where it ends. It was a pretty miserable experience and from the time she finally came into the room to passing the next fella on the stairs it was 25 minutes...I really wish Id booked the other girl (I think it was Maya - I certainly will sometime soon!)