Review of Louisa of Erotic Studio, Birmingham

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As reported on previously.

Late 20s or early 30s. VERY attractive. Mild tan. Wide hips. Curvy bum. Nice proportions. Great legs!

Sadly, this is a negative review.

I spoke to the management about this but the more I consider how it went, the more I realise how poor it actually was. I became used to getting superior service at this location that I failed to recognise the usual signs as they occured. So I apologise for the fact that my comments here do not fully reflect what I mentioned to the management of the Studio shortly after this appointment took place.

What she did well was that she appeared to be relaxed and happy about this work (though in retrospect I no longer believe that to be the case). She did do what I asked of her and she was generally pleasant and conversant with me.

The appointment however went poorly in numerous ways.

Firstly, she claimed to have sensitive nipples, so breast play was out. This is something a woman needs to inform the client about prior to accepting payment.

When I tried to massage her, she kept herself propped up on her elbows with her back twisted to the right, as if she were on guard against some possible dangerous act and needed to be able to turn and escape quickly. This defensive posturing prevented me from properly enjoying the experience of massaging her. I was not at all able to employ my skill-set on her and, thus not able to share with her the pleasure that comes with massage. I was disappointed by this. Normally working girls very much enjoy the opportunity to be massaged, so I also felt perplexed by her uneasiness.

Another point is something that I did report to management and which I offered not to make public due to its particularly sensitive nature. I will respect that offer.

The fourth point is to do with the conversation. I did not appreciate her comment that I was a "fast finisher". While she may have meant it light heartedly, she should have known not to make such a comment.

Another point is that she rounded her lower back during the main event (doggy). This prevented me from fully penetrating her and thus, it greatly limited my own pleasure.

Finally, she wasn't much of a kisser. I specifically asked her if she was comfortable with this and the response was yes. However, she clearly was not, even though my oral hygiene was unquestionable.

All of this showed me that Louisa had little regard for the fact that I was paying her to provide certain commonly requested and reasonable services.

So the bottom line is that Louisa is a very attractive woman but she does not possess an attitude favourable to good service. The services she does offer are clearly NOT up to the high standards of the Studio nor even those of an average massage parlour.

I have been to numerous different places throughout Birmingham and I am convinced that her performance is below the going average for that price.

As much as it pains me to say this, it only takes one bad appointment like this to sour me on a given establishment. It will therefore be some time before I dare to venture back to the Studio, if at all.