Review of Somaya of 90 Minute, Central London

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The call was well handled by the Agency. They confirmed and texted me back with the ladies address and post code. Flat in a converted house close to Marble Arch in a nice area. Buzzer to get in, door instantly opened. Felt quite safe. Small one roomed flat, very dark with a bed settee. Large TV on the wall showing daytime telly (Dick van Dycke)

The lady is definitely the one on the website, only she is older looking and has put on a bit of weight. Not terrible, just not as stunning as on the website.

This was a bit of a curates egg of a punt - good in parts. She told me to get comfortable and then started to strip off. Once she was naked she muted the TV but didn't turn it off. There was no attempt to kiss or disrobe me.

When I had stripped off we started to kiss, Somaya has very soft lips and kissed quite nicely, but no tongues. As soon as I touched her breasts and nipples she flinched and said they were very tender and not to touch again. She started to fondle my dick and balls and started to give a blow job without. Onto the bed and she continued to play with my balls whilst she sucked and kissed my dick. It was very nice indeed. However, she kept stopping and rearranging her hair. She also kept asking if I was ready for the condom. In the end I said I wanted a blow job to completion, which she provided. Also, evrey time I tried to finger her she moved position so it was clear that wasn't on offer either.

When I had come the first time we lay on the bed-settee and I tied to talk to her, but she plainly wasn't interested and spent most of the time trying to watch the muted TV over my shoulder. There was some very half hearted kissing and fondling of my dick but it wasn't very satisfactory. Eventually she got a bit more serious and got me hard again. She put the condom on and we had a go in missionary and doggy. Then I lay on the bed and she brought me off with a hand job. After I had come the second time I went to the bathroom to wipe myself down. When I returned to the bedroom she was already half way through getting dressed, even though I had only been there for 40 minutes and appointment was for 1 hour.

I have to say, from the very beggining I got the impression that she wanted everything done as quickly as possible. It was a shame, because I had particularly asked for Somaya. As I said the blow job and the shag were good, but on the whole it was an unsatisfactory experience.