No. 97364 - Published 26 Apr 2010
Review of Melissa of London
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Nice street but a shabby place with dirty sheets (there was a wet patch from a previous client).
Pretty enough face but her body is fat and she has quite a few rolls which have been airbrushed out. Her skin is a bit rough too and not as smooth looking as in the pics.
I was greeted nicely and that was the best part of the meeting. It was downhill from here. I entered the room as was asked to lay down. Melissa has a very crappy attitude and I didn't feel welcome at all. In fact I wish I'd never met such a mardy waste of money. Out of over 100 punts Melissa is definitely the worst I've ever been with mainly due to her incredibly selfish mindset and rushed service.
She was quick to pull out a condom after giving a couple of strokes so OWO was off the menu. Then I learned that kissing wasn't on the menu too despite the agency saying both were provided by Melissa.
After 2 minutes of poor head Melissa decided it was time for sex. I was bored so I went for it. She lubed up and lay on her back and I pushed into her. Then she complained that I was too big (I'm about 7 inches - not too big). Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse she whined that I was hurting her. Then she wanted to change position and she put her hand in the way of her pussy so only my tip went inside her. This was totally boring and felt like a handjob with a condom on - not ?200 worth of action.
As the sex was going nowhere I opted for a hand finish. Melissa then complained that her arm was hurting. She basically couldn't be bothered so I finished myself.
What an absolute waste of money. I hope others can learn from my mistake by avoiding booking this overpriced, lazy excuse for a working girl. I've had a much better service at most Soho walk ups for a quarter of the price. Trust me lads, you're much better off going there.
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