Review of Jamie of Oasis, Banbury

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Filthy. Reeked of cigarette smoke, flat other than the room itself looked disgusting. Room was just about passable...if you kept your eyes shut. Once she'd let me in, I saw no further sign of the maid. Don't know what she was up to, but it clearly wasn't cleaning.

I'm truly loathe to write things that are liable to be personally hurtful so I will simply say that Jamie was on the unhealthy side of slim, had circles under her eyes, and generally looked utterly worn out, exhausted, and tired.

Oasis has been around for years. They have very few reviews. Now you know why. Put it this way: this punt was a case of TOFTT.

It was just awful. Wild horses couldn't drag me back. The fact that the receptionist gives a very hard sell over the phone simply adds insult to injury and as for the description of Jamie I was given, it was risible, being so far off the mark.

I am not going to make any attempt at a lucid review. Jamie struck me as a nice girl and she made an effort, but one who I very much doubt anyone here would want to punt with. She look tired out and used up. This report is submitted by way of warning only. Unless you like the very low end of the wedge, give this place an extremely wide berth.