Review of Jade of Debbies Massage, Anerley

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Same as usual, Debbie's is quite conveniently located a couple of minutes walk away from Anerley railway station or a very short (around 5-10 mins) bus journey from Crystal Palace. Although because this was my second visit to Debbie's parlour I arrived and used the more discreet back entrance.

Jade is an attractive dirty or dishwater blonde (dark blonde/light brown type) in her early 30s, but could pass for mid to late 20s. IMO Jade bears something of a resemblance to Jennifer Metcalfe AKA Mercedes McQueen from Hollyoaks. She has an impressive and fit body with enhanced, but nice and natural seeming breasts, and a fantastic shapely arse.

Also, she has a few tattoos located around her back and lovely bum.

As I arrived abit early I was welcomed by the nice receptionist/maid and told that Jade was still preparing and would be a moment. Guided to the usual room I awaited Jade who entered wearing a sexy lil' outfit, clear high heeled shoes and I what believe are her trademark black stockings as well as a fetching pair of glasses. Standing across the room from me without making much (if any) physical contact Jade asked if I was pleased with her which I was as she is a very attractive sight especially in her outfit although not requested much appreciated.

On my previous visit I had experienced the House Special offer from Nina (see my FR 98959) so I decided to opt for the French or Sex choice and proceeded to hand over the money. After receiving the money Jade told me to prepare for a massage and strip myself, unlike with Nina, and promptly left to put away the money so I stripped down in anticipated of her come back. When Jade returned she suggested beginning with me giving her a full body massage (front and back) using cocoa butter cream, which I did.

Jade is quite chatty and opinionated, during the massage we had some fairly frank discussions about more than a few things which I personally found somewhat off putting. Eventually moved onto her giving me an oil/lotion less massage with her rubbing her breasts against my back and moaning seductively. Pushed ahead to oral which was covered (with a condom) which I'm guessing is the norm. Despite being covered her oral technique was pretty enjoyable.

Apparently kissing (FK) is very much at Jade's discretion which is admittedly something I should have checked before even making the booking as I doubt I would have made the booking knowing beforehand. However, as I've been wanting to see Jade for awhile and suddenly saw her appear on the rota that day I foolishly neglected to confirm services offered when calling to book.

Her kissing technique basically involved her briefly poking her tongue into my mouth for abit, quite lackluster and disappointing especially as kissing for me is one of the most (if not the most) important services.

We then tried doggy-style, missionary, however, when I suggested finishing in cowgirl position I was told I was supposedly "too big" for Jade to go on top as she said something about being concerned I'd cause her damage somehow. Although I've never heard complaints or concern about accommodating me before and in fact thought cowgirl position would allow her greater control over the extent, duration and angle of the penetration. Even worse when the bell of the parlour rang signifying the arrival of Jade's next client, I believe this prompted her to finish up with me as soon as possible. She decided to finish off using hand-relief with oil or lubricant offering words of encouragement in hopes of spurring things onwards.

After finishing Jade announced she was off to wash her hands and left me with some wet wipes and tissue for the clean up. By now I had the distinct impression that Jade wanted to push onto the next guy and I therefore got dressed as quickly as possible to leave Jade with her next client.

Overall, something of a disappointment more than likely caused by a unfortunate combination of poor chemistry between myself and Jade and the badly timed arrival of her next client that prompted an IMO somewhat rushed session. Although Jade is attractive and seems nice enough we weren't a good match and therefore cannot recommend her, but hopefully I will return to Debbie's and see a different, more suitable lady.