How many in a month?

Since turning 65 three weeks or so ago I've gone on a bit of a spree. That's five now, after today. I think I'll cool it a bit.

So that was six in total in November, one poor, three average, one good, one very good. None fantastic. Total cost, including four 30 minute sessions, which is often long enough, a bit less than six hundred quid. Or more than five hundred pounds! Depending on how you look at it.

Six in a month may be a bit over the top. I can afford it, which is the main thing. I'm sure many people spend more than £500 each month eating out or in pubs. It's just another form of entertainment, but I reckon a far superior way of spending money than on restaurant food and drink. Where's the thrill in that?

Does it become repetitive or routine? No. The edge may come off a bit but I've never gone to see an escort without emotions running high. However Babylon got it exactly right in his advice to a nervous first timer in another post when he said as soon as the door opens and you're inside all the tension or for some the anxiety instantly disappears. At least it does for me too.

It's also a very dull time of year and it brightens up your day and the days before it. But the weather is a factor. I don't have a car (one of the reasons I can afford it) so I go on my bike usually or take the bus but you can't turn up dripping wet and with freezing hands. If your hands are too cold half the session time is over before the bird will let you touch her. So you have to check the weather forecast also.

I've never visited an escort when it's been snowing or, conversely, on a hot sunny day. If the sun is blazing down it just seems unappealing to go into an often dingy little flat. But that's some time away. With the weather etc I doubt if it'll be six this month, or in January. But I reckon an average three or four a month is balanced and reasonable. From February onwards spring will set in, and all round conditions around here then will be just about right.

Ha! Love it! You could request a particularly hot shower Nesslad, that would warm up your hands!

Not a bad idea Babylon. The number of times at this time of year when things have been delayed by a "Your hands are so cold!" response. Very basic but still awkward. Alternately, I could ask to go straight to the bathroom and plunge them for two minutes into a basin of hot water. That'd sort it. Ah, the joys of Punternet, ideas for simple solutions that you've never before thought of. Good thinking!

In my 20's I can recall 4x a night with g/f.

Now at 61 I can't manage that, but when the mood takes me. Normally 1-2x a month, some tomes a break for 2-3 months, but did have 2 in a weekend in the spring - just had the urge.

Like so many things I suppose it all boils down to an individual Punter's personal preference and his likes and dislikes in return for his hard-earned cash. My Regular girl of 2½ years is only a part-timer and has taken her AW Profile down, she only sees her Regulars but is still very difficult to book, so much so that normally as I'm floating through the kitchen in my way out, we consult her Diary from the bookshelf over the fridge and I book my next 90 mins Appt for 5-6 weeks away. Her allure when providing a GFE is so strong that she really gets in her Client's heads, as others have confirmed to me, so occasionally I need an Antidote to her Special Powers and book a pretty South Korean girl between our meets. Personally, at this stage of my long Punting Career, I would always put Quality before Quantity. In fact I have never gone for the "number of notches on the bedpost" technique, it's not for everyone but I always prefer to visit a Regular, I always know where to park, there is a personal connection, and the sex is so much better if the girl knows exactly what turns me on and when to massage my Prostate. I often find it hard to believe that a beautiful and vivacious woman, who normally wouldn't give an old fart like me the time of day, will rim me, or allow me to find her G Spot with my fingers, in exchange for something as trivial as money. Punting can be immensely frustrating and the best Hobby in the world all at the same time, as long as you are always firmly in control!

If I had the money I would see 1 girl who I consider my rgular now at least twice a month but I can only afford once every 2 months which sucks but its worth the wait when it comes around

I've been as high as 15 visits in a month to my local parlours in MK, after a work bonus was higher than expected. Normally i average 4 a month (basically weekly), but will treat myself to a few duos every other month (Jess and Bunny always hit the spot!, with Chelsea and Aylin a close second)

I don't know about a month? I would suggest see a few hookers over the next couple of weeks it looks as if the powers that be want everyone to be miserable as fuck. The football is off, no doubt many programme changes and i really can't stand all those sad boring songs on the music channels. Go and pork some whores even the crap Roms in deprived areas will do it's better than nothing if they give you any shit just shag 'em senseless. Morrissey waited 36 years for this (Crap album though) I preferred the Sex Pistols swipe at her. I think Madge should've been the new monarch. I've wanted to pork her the last 40 years. I'd pay her good money for it. But the local random ass women will have to do!

Madge is Madonna always wanted to fuck her. I don't punt anywhere near as much as i did in England & Wales this is purely down to choice the crap on offer it's hardly worth it. I often do alright at bars students are fair game it's not like phoning a agency or hooker turn up shag her. My favourite time to punt is spring, early summer and autumn. Not too hot and neither freezing. I haven't got much on i'll have a look to see what's on offer i suppose much of it will be bait n switch, flattering photoshopped pics type of nonsense. I can walk if i'm not 100 percent happy.

One thing i've not ticked off the bucket list is punting a stuck up snobby WG with strong PC Brigade views. I reckon it would be fun shaggin out a snowflake hooker in doggy, spank her bare ass whilst she calls me Sexist Pig, Out of Date, Old Fashioned Bigot lol.

Well, I do think you've invented a new niche Taff. Perhaps we should have a "Snowflake" category on the website and see if it catches on!

Four

Guy I worked with years back was a bit of a character and ‘all or nothing’ type of bloke. He lived in Thailand and was always complaining about the increase in expats as it was driving the prices up! By all accounts (am talking 2006 ish here) it really was cheap as chips if you knew where to go and avoided the tourist traps (that’s most of the ‘Plazas’)
Anyhow-his record (and I had no reason to doubt him) was 17 (yes seventeen) in 48 hours. I had to ask him how the fuck he managed that and even he admitted he didn’t know but ‘was on one’ at the time (not sure if drink or drugs or both were involved).
That’s some going.

Chairman_Mao Wrote:
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> I've been as high as 15 visits in a month to my
> local parlours in MK, after a work bonus was
> higher than expected. Normally i average 4 a
> month (basically weekly), but will treat myself to
> a few duos every other month (Jess and Bunny
> always hit the spot!, with Chelsea and Aylin a
> close second)


Your so lucky having these parlours in your area. In the far southwest there is nothing like that, if there was I'd be skint ????

Never got to have Chelsea yet but Aylin was nice but very passive do they do interactive or just duo
Tina and apple was full on
Not keen on bunny’s hair so not picked her yet
Some nice combos at mke I am lining up