Post punt rituals

An odd one this, but it struck me a while back that I had my own ritual after meeting an escort.

Without fail, I'd make my way to the nearest pub to the escort and sit outside (if possible) with a celebratory Guinness. I noticed I'd done this several times and it then became a ''thing' for me, so I kept doing it.

There I'd sit with a stupid smile on my face, watching the world go by knowing I'd just been with an escort. I'd usually let those arousing thoughts get me hard as I sat there. Sitting there with an erection, watching people walk by and sipping on a Guinness to celebrate. Wonderful. Little moments like these add to the whole experience for me.

Strange but hey.

Does anyone else have any rituals or such-like when they punt?

Similar with me.
Like a late Saturday afternoon punt, light tea then i`m set up for some beer.

I go home and shower. :-)

A shower is essential for me before I meet the Mrs, I want the pussy juices and any lingering perfume removed for safety!

I did get into an habit of going to McDonald’s after a punt in hope that the McDonald’s smell would overpower the escort perfume smell but now I only punt if I know the wife won’t be home so that I have time to shower and a change of clothes! I noticed early on that even after a shower my clothes still seem to smell of the perfume so got into the habit of, if the wife leaves the house before me (which she usually does) I will change into fresh clothes before the punt then back into my other clothes when I get home.

You don't have much of a marriage. Better to divorce the woman and let her find someone else.
You are treating the woman like dirt.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 11/09/2023 14:59 by Midlander7b.

Taken a short break from punting, I think it’s been 7/8 weeks now though feels a lot longer! Trying to get myself into a habit of once every 6 at the most.
So haven’t been on here for a while.
Interesting comment from Midlander, I presume it’s aim toward myself. Clearly doesn’t understand the reason why most (not all) but most married men see escorts.
I get where he/she is coming from, I am by no means proud of myself for seeing escorts but am I treating my wife like dirt by secretly going elsewhere to receive a service my wife doesn’t seem to have any interest in. I’d much rather I didn’t see escorts but with my last punt being 8 weeks ago now means the last time I had any sexual interaction was 8 weeks ago! Now I don’t know about other married men but I didn’t get married to never have sex ever again. But then without going into too much detail outside of the bedroom my marriage is fine. Seeing escorts never came easy but instantly after getting married sex all but stops and having what’s now over 8 years of barely any action I ultimately came to the conclusion that I have 3 choices.

Choice 1
I “man up” and confront my wife and demand more sex in our marriage or I’m going to leave her. This to me feels like blackmail! And I would ultimately feel like the bad guy for putting her in this position. Or I simply leave her. Again I would look like the bad one for walking out of the marriage.

Choice 2
I accept decision to get married and be a faithful husband and live out the rest of my life not having sex ever again.

Choice 3
I make the best of a bad situation by seeing the occasional escort to fulfil my needs this way I’m never going to get the urge to seek a relationship outside of my marriage. For me, seeing escorts is probably saving my marriage.

I know what you mean about having to take a shower before meeting the Mrs. I usually change my clothes and wash them too.

I think Mr Peebles summary is very similar to my own motives.

While I do get sex from the wife, its very mechanical, usually on a Sunday morning when we wake or the afternoon. Strictly no kissing, no foreplay and definitely no oral she just opens and raises her legs to accommodate me. Hence we are straight to the main event, its enjoyable until I cum, then she is reaching for a tissue to wipe herself before I have finished or withdrawn.

If she asked for a condom I am sure sex would have stopped long ago, but hey BB is good

I think that chap was having a go at me to be honest, although it seems an odd place to moralise given that we're all adults and the vast majority of us who meet escorts either have girlfriends or wives and are well aware of what we're doing and the reasons why.

Choice 3 absolutely applies to me also. Occassional casual, secret sex stops me seeking out a more in-depth relationship - especially as sex at home is rare now. I want ever more and my wife has become ever more conservative.

I'm not going to pretend it's all good and hunkydory but we do what we do to fulfil our desires. Personally, as a relatively quiet, reserved man I've always dated and ultimately married fairly book-ish women - plane Jane types whos company I enjoy and conversation flows. Unfortunately for me I've always been sexually attracted to far more glamorous women - dolled up and even bimbo-ish. Escorts fulfil that desire for me.

My wife is super-bright. I suspect she has more than an incling that I've been with other women. It's not mentioned at all and I'm always super-careful, but knowing her as I do I think she's the type to turn a blind eye to the occassional indescretion provided it's not blatant and not more than just sex. I may be wrong of course.

Then, and I can't deny this, I adore the sneaking around. I love the 'secret second life' element. It provides a huge dose of excitement for me. We all have our weaknesses and women are definitely mine.

Could have been aimed at any of us to be fair Neil. Whoever it was has only posted once on here anyway so probably someone letting known their disliking for the industry.

Just one Sunday a month would do me Oundlegent! I reckon 4-6 times a year now and like yourself, when it does happen, it’s mechanical and only ever in missionary. Even the occasional hj would also do me but don’t even get that. It can sometimes be hard to not begrudge my other half occasionally, she gets back and shoulder massages back scratches and especially when she shoves her feet in my face while we watch tv and say “pleeease!!” As to ask for foot massage. Sometimes wonder how she would react if I just shove my dick in her face and just go “pleeease”….

Ahh the foot massage!

Watching TV, you have a heavy legs dumped on your thigh which is uncomfortable and stops the circulation.

The foot will smell……

You have to focus on massaging it and can’t follow the TV!

If it lead to fun, I would be happy!

I think there's something about change of scenery too. Sometimes to get that thrill, adrenaline rush and excitement, you need to experience another woman from time to time. I don't think you can replicate that feeling with someone who you are very familiar with. It's very predictable.

My post punt ritual is..

Pint of Guiness and food at the nearest pub to the lady i have just been with then travel home and once home plan the next tryst...

Totally agree with above post about adrenaline rush,the run up to the day of the meet is for me part of the excitement..



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 17/12/2023 19:26 by A.Norton.

Ok my pre punt and post punt ritual.

One pint and a small glass of white wine pre punt to get the feeling

Post punt.....2 nice cold beers with a satisfied feeling which you describe very well



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 19/12/2023 02:16 by MaximusLuciniusCrassus.