Should you make a booking? Being told to f*** off is a pretty good guide

I got the urge again today, it kicks in every four or five weeks. For better or for worse. So back on to Viva Street, apart from AW that's the lot around here. There was one particularly cute girl, she's been around for a week or so. If the same pics stay up that long I tend to think there's more of a chance they're genuine, some chance anyway, and that she'd be as sweet in person as she looks. Call it hope, wishful thinking or delusion, whatever. And when you've got that urge you don't want to miss out...

Anyway I called and the phone was answered pretty quickly, which felt like a good start. "Hi, I saw your advert. Are you free today."

In good English with a foreign accent: "Yes I am."

"Ok that's fine. And your photos are real?"

"Yes."

"Ok, thanks. So your photos are genuine, so can I get an appointment at..."

Interruption. "I told you 10 times my photos are real, fuck off you motherfucker."

Abrupt end of call. So who knows, her photos may indeed, possibly, have been genuine, but I don't exactly feel I've missed out by not spending £150 on that visit. I actually wish they'd all express themselves the way they feel and reveal their attitude, which would be very helpful in deciding to make a booking or not.

I'm genuinely glad I got it straight from this young woman. Grateful even. A good result. In terms of whether she'd have offered a good experience, being told to fuck off over the phone is a pretty good guide.

There is a balance between ping-pong email/text/phone calls with clients wanting to book and time wasters who just what chat. Established escorts know this and spent a little time on chat before a booking – monosyllabic replies are a good guide to escorts to ignore.

Yes, escorts who are prepared to give reasonably friendly sounding answers to a couple of reasonable questions are much more liable to see me flash the cash. But from their point of view, no wonder some warn off "time wasters". This must refer to men who get some kind of thrill from phoning up an escort just to hear the sound of her voice and maybe trying to ask sexually explicit questions, but who have no intention of taking it any further. These guys must exist. How pathetically wimpish and desperately inadequate is that.

Its the same in most areas of life, advertise a second-hand car, lots of tire kickers, those who want the minutiae of details of something plainly stated on the advert such as mileage.

Dealing with them is part of salesmanship, the better you are at it the more business you get. That’s way the professions charge so much per hour, it has to pay for non-productive time, an accountant I know has to charge for 85% of his working time, the reminder is the tedium jobs.

It is not the best. So many Asian Escorts have fake photos so we always get that question. I think if in a call its fine but Oudle is right there is a balance.

Chloe x