FKK Sharks - top of the bucket list, sounds an amazing place

This may or may not be common knowledge, but until I came across it recently it was entirely unknown to me. And I spend a fair bit of time researching all things to do with this hobby/pastime/obsession or whatever.

Return visits to the Far East remain my ultimate goal but I haven't returned there yet and I don't know if I will for different reasons, mainly the long haul involved. So I've been looking around closer to home, on the basis that there must be SOMETHING in the whole of Europe that's different from escorts or massage parlours and offers more.

Then, somehow or other, I came across FKK Sharks club in Darmstadt, near Frankfurt. I'd never heard of this place in all my innocence, and had never heard of FKK clubs. I've heard Germany has the world's biggest brothel, or is that in Spain, but that doesn't appeal. But FKK Sharks sounds amazing. I won't bother to try and explain, there are some brilliant first hand reports on it in the Reddit site which told me everything I could want to know.

And unlike the Far East it is easily accessible from the UK. I've already begun planning my trip. A 90 minute plane journey to Frankfurt for £150 or so return, direct buses every half hour from the airport to Darmstadt outside Frankfurt, where Sharks is located just 30 mins away, and the Felix Hotel at 50 euros a night within walking distance of the club.

Christ knows how buzzed I'll be walking towards this place with my 60 euros for all day entry and a bundle of money for on site entertainment. I've been looking for something not too far away that could offer an incredible experience and I'm pretty confident I've found it.

As I said, this may be common knowledge, but not to everyone, which is why I pass it on here.

I've been so many times, it's God's own playground for punters.

I would go for the day -- show up by 11, fuck, lunch, fuck, watch footie, fuck, snack, fuck, massage, dinner, fuck.

100+ girls, naked as the day they were born. Big girls, tiny girls, grandmas, 18 year olds. Every kind of girl imaginable. Up for everything you can ask (and pay) for.

Prices very reasonable, and locker/shower for after each room. Very useful convo with other guys in between rooms. Delightful.

I've been to Sharks, Palace, Oase, Finca, Bahama, and others. When I was young, Dietzenbach was on the menu -- true debauchery. 10+ years ago, paid $60 for 30 minutes, bare back fuck, creampie. 4 times in one day, then I decided that was enough roulette, lol. Dietz is it's own experience.

Sharks and Oase had the prettiest girls, tho I have not been there in 5 years.

German brothels are wonderful.

Labamboy right away I think we'd better make it 1,000 per cent clear that when you use the words "tiny girls" YOU MUST BE REFERRING to their stature, as you see it. Sorry but that is a very stupidly careless choice of words and as an experienced contributor you should have had more sense and awareness than to use them. For the record FKK Sharks is a famous and regulated club which adheres strictly to the rules. I didn't expect to have to say that. You should post and clear that up.

It's a pity, because that marred an otherwise lively and interesting account of Sharks from someone who's been there. I'm a bit annoyed that your report was fucked up by your carelessness, so for now I'll leave it at that.

FKK Sharks employs ONLY adult females. It's amazing what you have to say when some careless fucker writes a post on a thread you've started and then slaps it on without taking the time to read back over it to check in case he's got his message or his choice of words wrong.

Looks amazing, shame I cant read German. Although not keen on going somwhere the ladies partake in BB, just my preference.

Just been on palace website 75 Euro entry but no price list on extras. Labambaboy which venue would you recommend and is BB common

Nesslad Wrote:
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> Labamboy right away I think we'd better make it
> 1,000 per cent clear that when you use the words
> "tiny girls" YOU MUST BE REFERRING to their
> stature, as you see it. Sorry but that is a very
> stupidly careless choice of words and as an
> experienced contributor you should have had more
> sense and awareness than to use them. For the
> record FKK Sharks is a famous and regulated club
> which adheres strictly to the rules. I didn't
> expect to have to say that. You should post and
> clear that up.
>
> It's a pity, because that marred an otherwise
> lively and interesting account of Sharks from
> someone who's been there. I'm a bit annoyed that
> your report was fucked up by your carelessness, so
> for now I'll leave it at that.

I apologize if that phrasing has some meaning I am unfamiliar with; I literally meant short girls. I've never heard tiny as a euphemism for under age; every lady at Sharks is at least 18. Never even entered my head that Anyone would think anything else. My apologies. As you say, FKKs are tightly regulated in this respect (and a number of others). And if you are looking for underage girls... fuck right off.

BB is very uncommon; Dietz is an outlier in this, and it has been years since I was there. Nearly everything else can be negotiated for, but I suspect you would have to work hard to find BB sex.

But the girls are lovely, friendly, enthusiastic and skilled.

Sharks is my favorite, because of the sheer number and the decent food. Oase is good, but the food sucks. Palace and Mainhatten are fine. The smaller clubs can be fun, but no one will speak English, so it can be isolating. The big clubs, English is fine.

They do not publish prices for extras because it is a market economy; each girl negotiates what she will. Just be *very* sure to negotiate everything before going to a room, else you may find yourself doing something that costs you more than you'd like. That means really specific conversations like: "I want to kiss with tongue, lick your ass and eat your pussy, covered BJ is fine, but I want a finger in my butt during the blow job, then covered anal and covered sex. is $150 for the hour good?". These girls have heard everything, do not be shy.

One other thing is it is very easy to get around Germany if you have the cash. Trains are great, renting a car is reasonable and the roads are well marked.

Additionally, Globe Club in Zurich is ... astonishing. The girls are spectacular, the prices are much higher. But the girls, oh my. Every girl looks like a model.

Nesslad Wrote:
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> FKK Sharks employs ONLY adult females. It's
> amazing what you have to say when some careless
> fucker writes a post on a thread you've started
> and then slaps it on without taking the time to
> read back over it to check in case he's got his
> message or his choice of words wrong.


Sorry about that; I did read it over, never heard tiny used that way. Literally meant girls under 5 feet tall. Sorry to cause a ruction, did not intend it.

Been looking into the FKK clubs reading lots of reviews seem's they are experiencing the same post covid issues we are having. Rude ladies, and being ripped off. Was excited about planning a trip but I'm now a bit dubious.

Thanks for these replies Labambaboy. I know what you meant of course and I'm sure everyone here did, but these days there are so many people prowling around websites looking to make mischief. I just thought it better to clarify things so no one gets any chance to do that. Again, thanks for doing that.

Good info on Sharks. Your enthusiastic accounts adds to my enthusiasm for going there. It's clear you rate it a brilliant experience, and with your despatches from your action packed London visits you're obviously an experienced punter who's been around. Any more you have on Sharks would be very welcome.

RumSailor I wouldn't be put off so easily. As a man if the high seas you should be able to navigate your way through the stormy waters of internet review shite. There's a Sharks thread on the International Sex Guide and one on UKP. And what's the content? Largely shoals of piranhas ripping into this and snapping away at that. Arguing over individual girls, complaining some have got too fat and another's too thin and it's five more Euros to get in and the lights are too dim and too many girls have tattoos and one didn't give a great blowjob and a locker key didn't work and the robes aren't soft enough and the barman isn't very friendly and on and on and on. Ok I exaggerate a bit but not too much.

It always amazes me how some guys ALWAYS find things to moan about, whether with an escort or a club or wherever. You could put them in a Roman harem and they'd moan about something. You could put them in Hugh Hefner's bunny farm and they'd still find something to complain about.

Fuck moaning and complaining for a living. When things were dire after COVID I said so but that was based on numbers, quality and facts. Now they've improved a lot. If I'm with an attractive escort as I often am these days my overriding feeling is GRATITUDE, not looking for things I can complain about in a review.

When I go to Sharks with, as Labambaboy says many attractive women around, I will not be ripped off - that means nothing anyway, some guys complain they've been ripped off if the woman had "the wrong attitude" - and if a couple of birds are "rude" - whatever that means - I'm sure there are many others who will be very pleasant.

I suggest you look at the bigger picture as described by Labambaboy and do not allow your plans and hopes to be sunk by the usual range of moaning fuckers who if they were your shipmates would be best tossed overboard and fed to the, well, Sharks.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 27/12/2023 03:57 by Nesslad.

Very true Nesslasd, I recently visited Victoria House, with the same mixed reviews. Complaints about the cost being expensive, girls pictures being a bit old and sitting with other punters in the waiting room. But the as soon as I was in the room the lady I met was still very attractive and my brain was not doing the thinking, I was in haven and would happily of paid double lol.

That's it, I finally decided to break up with my girlfriend and go clubbing with beautiful girls. She resented me because she saw me watching porn here https://xxxpornhd.pro/, oh my gosh, with girls who don't look like her. Anyway, I'd rather watch porn than have my brain blown out like that. And the conversations on the forum are provoking me to go out into the night with escort girls.

Nesslad Wrote:
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> ...
> Good info on Sharks. Your enthusiastic accounts
> adds to my enthusiasm for going there. It's clear
> you rate it a brilliant experience, and with your
> despatches from your action packed London visits
> you're obviously an experienced punter who's been
> around. Any more you have on Sharks would be very
> welcome.
> ...

So... more on Sharks, and German FKK clubs in general.

Sharks is my favorite, but I have been to a few. They all work pretty much the same way: you pay a flat fee for the day (some days the website has discounts, some days early bird or late night discounts, but the fees are reasonable). For your fee you get a normal gym locker in the locker room, a locker on the floor for your wallet, a robe, a towel, and some flip-flops/slippers. (Smaller places may skip the robe, Bahama had kilts, which were awesome!)

Generally, beer and soft drinks are free, liquor costs money at the bar. Food is free as well, but food varies massively from club to club. Sharks always had the best food, but I have not been since before Covid, so YMMV. The small clubs will generally have very little food, for short times only. I did have splendid food at FKK Rom (small club) though.

The girls will be naked, almost without exception. In platform heels. And they will smoke (probably vape now) like fiends. You could see the lung cancer developing, it was amazing. In the smaller clubs their is not likely to be great circulation, so if smoke bugs you, be warned. Sharks is decently ventilated, Mainhatten had a separate smoking room you could avoid. If you go in the summer, all of these clubs have outdoor areas with pools. I've some splendid BJs sitting on a chaise lounge in the summer.

The girls pay a fee per day to work there, and charge whatever they think the market can bear. Prices do not vary too much though within a club, as there are enough girls in the club working that someone charging too much will get no business. Exceptions might include the super-model-esque girls, but we referred to them as opti-fucks -- fuck them because of how they look, but expect them to be bored and barely tolerant of you. Not worth it.

The great advantage of these clubs is you can talk to the girls before deciding to go to a room. See what the vibe is like. No point in a room if she is bored, or you get the sense she wants to be elsewhere. Honestly, if you are nice at all, ask a little about them, you can have a really fun time. I evolved a strategy of offering to rub their feet while we chatted, and I swear it got me VIP treatment in the room and better pricing, LOL.

It can be hard to say no when a girl quotes you too much when her pussy is right there out in the open, she is whispering in your ear, and her hand is stroking your dick (they will often walk up and open conversation by reaching under your robe and stroking you dick. Be prepared.) Be ready, be firm, know your budget.

You negotiate with each girl what you want. As I alluded to before, be *very* explicit about what you want, she will quote you a price. Kissing, kissing with tongue, DATY, everything has a price. You can haggle, but I always think if she asked for 200, and I then I dicker her down to 150, she is going to resent that in the room -- why bother? Plus, once you do a room or too and are not an asshole, word gets around quickly, and you will find certain girls approaching who were ignoring you before.

Some girls will do anal, some girls COB, some CIM, all for wildly varying fees. Most expensive thing on the menu tends to be facials. Facials suck for these girls, since it means a full shower, wash and dry and style hair, makeup, etc, which takes them off the floor for at least an hour.

Unless you are being a cheapskate, there is no harm in saying no, the girls will rarely hold it against you. As soon as you tell one no, another will come up to you -- it can be overwhelming. My strategy was to find a nice tight-body lady very quickly, and do a 30 minute room to get the baffles cleared out right away, as it were. Then settle in for the day.

In my experience, the girls do not cheat on time but will not give you extra either -- this is Germany, the trains run on time.

After the room, you walk back to the floor, open your wallet locker, pay the lady, lock your wallet up again, then head to the shower. Shower, pee, dry off, toss your old towel, grab a new towel, robe back on, I usually head for food. I also usually brought a book for down time. Not sure e-readers are ever allowed. Multiple TVs will be on, usually soccer.

It is easier to wave girls off when you can truthfully say "I just had a room, not ready yet" or "Just ate, too full for fun" with no hard feelings. And then ... an hour later I was ready go again. I generally had plans to spend an entire day there, arriving at 10-11 (depending on opening) staying until midnight or so. I liked the vibe of the morning; girls are not as glam, but are chattier, funnier, and more fun to talk to. OTOH, after about 6pm, the major beauties start rolling in, and they are fun too.

I was most familiar with the Frankfurt area. If you are going to go to FKKs local to Frankfurt, you can get a cheap hotel and use cabs and trains/buses to get around. But my favorite was to rent a car and stay at a hotel near the airport with free parking. Germany is super easy to drive around in, and (once) I drove to Switzerland to the Globe Club, which is like a German FKK club, but wall to wall models. Pricey!!! The day I went was a Tuesday I think, they had an event that day. All the rooms were closed, all sex was in public -- apparently this was a promotion they ran regularly. Was wild. Fun difference at the Globe -- after the sex, the girls come into the locker room and shower you off. Super nice.

Sharks is the biggest in the Frankfurt area; Oase is second (but it is a far drive). Mainhatten is nice, as is Palace and World. Rom, Bahama, Atlanta are much smaller. The smaller clubs can be fun (the girls can be hysterically forward) but they cater to a lot of locals. If you don't speak German, it can be isolating, since it is hard to have a convo with your fellow mongers.

About those ISG threads. Common theme for years is that the clubs "use to be better". Lot of complaining that seems very much "this one girl wouldn't do a room with me for 50 Euros for an hour", which, yeah. Not going to happen. Sharks is still my favorite place on Earth, I'd go in a heartbeat. If you have the stamina and money, you can go all day.

Strategies:

- do a room with one conventionally not-pretty girl, whether that means some acne, or older, or a little curvier. The other girls will notice and think better of you, and the fuck will be amazing. And she has friends who are hotter she will recommend you to.

- rub her feet, pays dividends.

- know your budget, be explicit in your negotiations

- if you like to eat pussy, tell them. Some girls hate it

- passing on a girl is fine. no hard feelings.

- if the room doesn't work out, because of the vibe, her attitude, whatever, chalk it up to a life lesson. If the girls in the club decide you are a dick, you will have a bad time.

- I do not know current prices, but I would expect something like 100 Euro for 30 minutes as a base rate.

- everyone is supposed to give BJs with a condom, I always left the choice to the girl, got BBBJ every time.

- the Asian business dudes will spend stupid money. Like you will just about done negotiating 150 euro anal for 60 minutes, and Asian dude will walk up and offer 500 for 30 minutes. Just live with it.

- Oase has shisha smoking machines for use in the main room -- it can get really thick in there when a large group decides to use them

- threesomes will never actually have any lesbian action. They will say "oh yes, full lesbi show" but then do air kisses in the room. Don't bother. Awesome for straight threesomes though. I usually ended my visits with a threesome, having two girls worship your dick is fun.

This is a superb rundown on Sharks and FKK clubs Labambaboy. One of the best posts I've seen on Punternet. All info is there. I read somewhere else that touching was permissible before any deal was sealed to go to a room. It probably depends on the girl but it's an interesting prospect, as you've confirmed. I think the price for 30 mins is usually 100 euros, and 150 or 200 for the hour. Your excellent info stokes up even further my enthusiasm for going to Sharks. Top of the bucket list indeed.

Nesslad Wrote:
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> This is a superb rundown on Sharks and FKK clubs
> Labambaboy. One of the best posts I've seen on
> Punternet. All info is there. I read somewhere
> else that touching was permissible before any deal
> was sealed to go to a room. It probably depends on
> the girl but it's an interesting prospect, as
> you've confirmed. I think the price for 30 mins is
> usually 100 euros, and 150 or 200 for the hour.
> Your excellent info stokes up even further my
> enthusiasm for going to Sharks. Top of the bucket
> list indeed.

Touching can be permissible but I would very much let the ladies take the lead there. Go! You'll have a blast. I wish there was an easy way to day trip it from London.