Is there any Thai massage in Edinburgh with happy endings?

I enjoy a good Thai massage now and again, but wondered if there were any places in Edinburgh or Glasgow that offer happy endlings?

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 21/12/2023 10:42 by MarcusLiciniusCrassus.

There's no Thai "massage parlour" or sauna. There's an Edinburgh "Asian agency" but I wasn't impressed when I phoned the number a few months ago. On the site, "Edinburgh Asians" I think was the search that took me to it, there were pictures and phone numbers of a few stunners. But calls either went unanswered or went to what seemed the same woman, probably Asian, who was very abrupt and seemed not interested, so that was as far as I went. I'd say the photos are very likely to be fakes.

On VS and AW as I've said before most of the Asian pics will be fakes. The more stunning they are the more certain that is. However "Sexy Angela Thai" and "Rose Thai Temptress" are genuine though a few years out of date. But even that can change. The bottom line is that those of us who like Asians" won't have much luck north of the border. I've seen quite a few Asians and learned to accept that a 5 or a 6 is ok. They're at least friendly and give good service.

London is the place to go for genuine Asians and I still haven't made it yet. Sexy Asian Escorts, Olina and Babylon all post genuine pictures. Just passing that on as you're new.

It's all a bit downbeat as we're just a plane ride away from Pattaya, Bangkok, Angeles and Manila where Asian beauties are literally jostling for our attention, and our money, every five yards. Been to those many times. Damn near paradise, in fact the first time you go, at least, it IS paradise. But now it seems a very long plane ride. If I was younger the thought of scraping around for Asians here would make me laugh out loud.

Thanks for clearing that up Nesslad. I was wondering if there were some in Edinburgh'... wishful thinking. I went for a Thai massage on Blair street believe or not lol. It was amazing. Ended up walking down the street like I was floating on air. Just wished I could have had a happy ending to keep the wee man happy lol



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 22/12/2023 01:11 by MarcusLiciniusCrassus.

Hi Marcus, I’m not anywhere near Edinburgh but just a quick look on google, I would suggest trying “Signature Of Thai” on London street. In my short time of visiting Thai parlours in my area, I’ve noticed that none of advertises happy ending of any sort but will have telling signs as to which ones offer the extras. The main thing to look for in Thai parlours is if you cover the majority of the windows with adverts or blinds to obstruct view. Most likely will offer happy ending.
The other is simply having the the balls to take all your clothes off for the massage. No Thai place will offer any extras in the reception and if you leave your pants on for the massage, they take it as a sign you don’t want extras so won’t offer. I try this out early last year in a local place I know offer extras, where I left my undies on and nothing was offered. Still got a very good massage just no happy ending.

Despite what Peebles says I wouldn't recommend trying it at all unless you want to get arrested. That is a nonsensical post from him, might turn out to be the most stupid of 2024 and the year's barely started. I had a look at their highly professional website and I hesitate even to mention the words "happy ending". It's idiotic to believe there might be a chance of that at a professional and expert massage therapist just because they're Thai, or that, as he seems to be implying, you should try your luck. For fuck's sake ignore his ludicrous advice about taking your clothes off etc unless you want to end up in the clink.

Lol Nesslad, the last place I want to end up in is the clink.

Yeah I'll make sure and keep my boxers on when visiting lol

I disagree Nesslad. For one thing, nobody is going to be arrested for being naked during a massage. You still have a towel over you. Worst thing that could happen is when they laugh and say “no extras here sir.” And you leave feeling mightily embarrassed.
I’m not saying this place definitely offers happy endings but a professional website doesn’t mean they don’t. I have been to six Thai parlours in my county and had happy endings in all. Everyone of them have just as professionally designed websites and not one of them mention any kind of extras or happy endings on the website or over the phone.
As I say, there is a procedure to follow in these places.
Upon arrival you will pay the receptionist your £40-£50 massage fee. She will then take you to you room, ask if you’ve been here before and then tell you to take your clothes off, lay face down and place the towel over yourself. Moments later a masseuse will enter and for a typical 1 hour massage will spend around 30 minute massaging your back, shoulders, legs and arms. Usually whilst working your legs the masseuse’s hand may slip under the towel and get very close or even touch your private parts, almost a little tease to see if you will be keen on extras, naturally you will slightly open your legs a little wider. This will let the masseuse know for definite you want happy ending. You will then be ask to turn over , she will lift the towel and overt her eyes and then place the towel back over your waist. She will then resume the legs for a few more minutes, once again going the whole way up the leg without fully touching. This will no doubt turn you on. At this point she will lean over and whisper if you want happy endings and run down the list of what she offers. £20- hj. £40 hj and topless, £60 they may do a very quick body to body followed by hj.
And also, as I say, if you go in keeping your undies on, the masseuse will take it that you are there only for a legit massage.

Your account of your experiences Peebles is interesting. But I do think there is a need for caution in referring to this kind of thing. I will leave it at that.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/01/2024 22:16 by Nesslad.

I would only add that if anyone went into a totally legit massage therapist in this country, Thai or any other, in "I'll try my luck" mode, there could be consequences. And they could be a lot worse than just feeling "mightily embarrassed". In this day and age one wrong move or word in that direction could land you in trouble.

That seems pretty obvious to me. This isn't Bangkok or Pattaya. The only way to approach this surely is to assume a massage therapist in Edinburgh or anywhere else provides nothing other than stated on their website. And when they provide details on pain relief and so on, all the more so.

Unless you absolutely KNOW that any massage place offers sexual services, assume that they don't and act accordingly if you then decide to go at all. Unless, as I've said, you want to risk being accused of indecent behaviour and take all that would follow.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/01/2024 04:56 by Nesslad.