Well, following just a week of medication, my BP is 111/77; about where it always was without medication. I recently found out, to my great surprise, that a close relative of mine is into nude mixed bathing. And he looks like an M&M which, to my mind, is less flattering than being merely skeletal and sinister. I think that I could still carry off other clothes, so I shall watch out for any naby MoravianHfan - General Discussion
Addendum: A PVC suit would certainly fit in well here: Ness. But not sure that I could stand the music and unwanted advances.by MoravianHfan - General Discussion
Always the pragmatist, I have been trying to work out (for my new will - having now outlived most beneficiaries) how to inform Punternet of my possible demise without giving anything else away. No, I am still stuck on 40 orgies, and now it is because your previously incorrect picture of me is coming true in shades of (Dorian) gray. People have always placed me at near-retirement at most, but noby MoravianHfan - General Discussion
Exactly my sort of scene but, from previous exchanges, I get the impression that Nesslad is not into 'performing for a mixed audience'. .by MoravianHfan - General Discussion
Well, I did suggest a swinger group as a first choice. But even at the other events, I have seen some very staid and matronly-looking older women really get into the swing of things, as it were. Meanwhile, I am still on strike over the imposition of negative STD test result requirements. I shall comply when the girls are required to show theirs as well. I also have a cosmetic problem at the momby MoravianHfan - General Discussion
I used to date an international stripper. When abroad, she was on 'consummation contracts' (the strippers have to persuade punters to buy champagne between dances). As her career faded, she started to strip in UK pubs, and then finally started working in a massage parlour We still dated and didn't use protection. Then AIDS started. At about this time one of her colleagues suddenlyby MoravianHfan - General Discussion
My advice around here is always the same: join a group of swingers. Or even a bukkake/gang-bang club. Even when the latter events are ostensibly based on a few porn-stars, all sorts of amateurs of all ages turn up as sort of 'side-shows'. The problem is that the activities are always 'communal', and some people (e.g. Nesslad) don't seem to at ease with that. By the way,by MoravianHfan - General Discussion
If I really fitted your colourful descriptions, Ness, do you think that I would dare go to orgies? I think that I have mentioned in the past that I come from a very slow-aging family: my son, at 52, still often gets asked for ID in Tesco and my father, then 92, was once asked whether he was looking forward to retirement. I am still stuck on 40 events, partly because they have become too woke andby MoravianHfan - General Discussion
If your region is so much of a desert, has it occurred to you that many others there may have already solved the problem? I am referring to swinging groups. Such groups are great fun, and cheap or free (I shall abstain from making anti-Scot jibes). The snag is that it - by definition - usually involves group activities. For me, that is an attraction ... but I seem to be the exception in this forby MoravianHfan - General Discussion
The last time that I went to the US, to spend time with a girlfriend, the insurance cost for a month was one third of the cost of the flight (my accommodation is always free, wink wink). The only change after six years is my age. I was misdiagnosed with hypertension, and given unnecessary medication for two years, but I mentioned that anyway in a test-purchase, just to be on the safe side. Now,by MoravianHfan - General Discussion
You are still misconstruing things. I was not even at the event which went sideways. If I were really into that sort of thing I would be posting on UKP instead.by MoravianHfan - General Discussion
Hmm, not quite sure how one unsought interaction became 'experience' and promise of a possible account of transexual gang-bang experience. I did hear that an ostensible hetero gangbang at one of my favourite venues went a little astray one day when one of the guys turned out to be bi and started blowing some of the guys (who did not object!). In 'my day' even trying would haveby MoravianHfan - General Discussion
I shall add to the detail! Firstly: no stubble on thighs. Even in dodgy Parisian 'boites' one does not disrobe to that extent (at the tables). Secondly: don't you think that I would have already spotted stubble? I might never have known had I not belatedly asked where s(he) was from. "Suis Marocain", s(he) said. Should have said, "Marocaine". This 'Poirotby MoravianHfan - General Discussion
And again with the decrepit jokes! I have an unusually low blood-pressure and pulse-rate. But they have always been like that so, not deterioration ... just born athletic, not that I like sports. The last thing that I need is aid. What I want is less nannying by orgy-organisers. Yes, I am still complaining about the dressing-gowns, flip-flops and STD tests. At this rate I shall be forced to go toby MoravianHfan - General Discussion
Just won't let it go, will you? For the last time: champagne was taken, it was dark and s(he) was very convincing. Silly me for sharing.by MoravianHfan - General Discussion
Can't say. Due to my predilection for group sex, her hands are usually busy somewhere else entirelyby MoravianHfan - General Discussion
This is perhaps not entirely relevant, but one of the contestants on Naked Attraction had a colostomy bag. I cannot remember whether he was knocked-out immediately. Pretty sure that he did not win. The point is that nobody freaked-out too much. If I had our friend's problem I think that I would go with 'presentable' streetwalkers. By 'presentable' I mean not obviously drby MoravianHfan - General Discussion
Interesting, isn't it, that you started with a rather telling Freudian slip. Not sure of your premise? The evidence that pheromones affect humans is rather ropey, given that we lack the critical organ which other animals possess. I personally like French-kissing after she has gone down on me following intercourse, getting my own back as it were, but I deny that pheromones are involved.by MoravianHfan - General Discussion
Nothing truly sexual can be a perversion if it is just a way of jazzing-up the essential process of reproduction. But somewhere down the line human sexual behaviour became mixed up with dominance rituals: which are often mistaken for signs of homosexuality in the animal kingdom. Meanwhile, incorrect neural pathways can be set-up, in the minds of some people, which conflate sexual and excretory puby MoravianHfan - General Discussion
"Safely, you need to do some online research. Hepatitis, I believe, is a possibility, but like 50% of the population already has it, and it causes no trouble after the initial exposure, and if you get yourself tested, you should know if you have it already." Oh really? Which hepatitis? Perhaps you should not offer medical advice.by MoravianHfan - General Discussion
I was at a gangbang with Pixiee Little, Sade and some other stars from the then Cambridge Parties group. Pixiee asked me to write a review of the event for AW. How did she know that I was a writer, given that I try hard to stop publishers putting my photo on books? And I don't even write fiction LOL.by MoravianHfan - General Discussion
I would like to think that this site is for normal sexual activities, not for perversions. The proximity of sexual and excretory functions seems to confuse some people at an early age ... and they never get over it. Try UKpunting; it is more up their street.by MoravianHfan - General Discussion
Don't they make femidoms any more?by MoravianHfan - General Discussion
Glad to be of help. I have been freelance for 60 years, so my time has largely been my own. Group-sex is great fun. There is something less furtive and more memorable about it (even if it is not filmed)... and there are usually snacks; so, like a nudist-colony without the tennis LOL. I am not too keen on dogging. I think that the tempting videos are usually staged, as it usually comes down to aby MoravianHfan - General Discussion
Jeez, it was dark in the nightclub, copious champagne was taken ... and surely you know that they can be very convincing. I did not catch on until s(he) accidentally used a self-descriptive term which did not agree with the apparent gender. It pays to be bilingual and grammatical ... even if too late. BTW Mr Peebles, the address should have been greedygirlsparties.com; I haven't been siby MoravianHfan - General Discussion
One can join various swinger groups, but I have had most fun with greedygirls.com and the daretoclub.co.uk. But you will have noticed that I have also been complaining about them recently. It used to be free-and-easy, with a few 'professionals' and lots of amateurs. One couple often turned up just to be watched: "who's got the popcorn?", I used to enquire. But now it isby MoravianHfan - General Discussion
Recalling the time when I regularly used parlours, rather than orgies, I recall that FFM was sometimes little more than one girl standing in the doorway and watching. Other times, it was one sucking followed by the other fucking, or both sucking and fucking. Rarely, one got fucked while the other expected some cunning linguistics. Sounds as if you need to draw up a contract beforehand, LOL.by MoravianHfan - General Discussion
Your previously inaccurate assessment may be coming true. I have lost 42lb over the past year, and it shows. But that will not deter me if I find a 'party' which does not mandate STI certificates, flip-flops and dressing-gowns.by MoravianHfan - General Discussion
You are putting me off my dinner again.by MoravianHfan - General Discussion
I inherited a considerable amount of money a decade ago and obviously toyed with the idea of going for the most expensive fare on offer. But I knew that I would not really enjoy it. I like sex with women but, horrified gasp from the wings, I ultimately find them boring. To be fair, I find everyone boring who does not share my very specific interests. I found that relatively economical low-ratio gby MoravianHfan - General Discussion