In my dreams I'd fuck Brandi Love. I've had sex with Nicole Du Papillon in CMK (you know the one with the whopping piss flaps) who has made some rather tame porn vids. But at the time I really was a dirty old man! These days I prefer a gentle next-door woman type. They are less likely to provoke a heart attack.by Uncle Pokey - General Discussion
If a girl won't kiss in any way (and quite a few don't) then she's off my list completely. I'm not really keen on 'tongue swordplay'. I'd rather that our kisses are long and sensuous.by Uncle Pokey - General Discussion
Paying for sex to an individual who is coerced to provide sexual services is already an offence. How many times has that legislation been invoked? Answer: two thirds the square root of tiddly squat. Even if Boris manages to increase police numbers by 20,000 they will have better things to occupy their time than lurking around trying to identify punters who may have had a punt with an unwilling wby Uncle Pokey - General Discussion