Review of Marie of London

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Ordinary suburban house at the end of a long drive. She obviously lives there and it was reasonably well-kept. Very clear instructions for finding it and easy to park nearby.

Short and on the plump side, but the photos on the other site are accurate and this was not off-putting. Also has nice shapely tits and a hairy pussy - both plus points in my book.

She kept up a non-stop flow of chatter about her recent Christmas holiday and shopping trips - all quite fun, but reflecting a lack of real interest in the job in hand. We began with her sucking me, not too badly, while I played with her pussy and arse - she then covered me up and plastered on so much lube that I thought she was about to go for anal (which she offers on her profile) - no such luck, just a bit of reverse cowgirl for my first cum. I always shoot quickly the first time, so my criteria for a good punt are based on what happens afterwards. This was where things went downhill even further - she managed to re-awaken me despite all the shopping chat but wasn't really interested in kissing or having her tits played with, and made some very obviously fake moans when I went down on her. She then gave me an oily hand-job, with more fucking clearly not on offer, and I was out of the door 40 minutes after arriving despite paying for an hour. Her selling point seems to be that she will do all the kinky stuff if you're prepared to take the lead, but for me this was a pretty terrible experience. I managed to laugh to myself about it afterwards (despite having wasted a fair amount of the limited time and funds I have for punting), but thought I should warn others.