Review of Ranya of Home Of London Escorts-Agency Barracuda, London

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Small studio-type flat in a large, converted, posh house. The flat's a bit cramped but no matter. Very confusing inside the house. Lots of corridors leading off this way & that; non-sequential numbers, etc. Used by lots of girls, you can tell. When I rang Ranya's flat number and asked for her, another girl came on the intercom and re-directed me to a different flat to the one the agency had told me to go to. There were 2 builder/decorators working outside. They didn't pay me any attention when I slipped in but when I exited the house they were there, staring at me with doleful, accusative (envious?) eyes. I was hot & sweaty and didn't care!

The photos are pretty accurate. Ranya is very sexy. She's young (19/20), has a slim body on which there's not a spare ounce of fat. She's about 5'5", I'd guess. Her skin is a dark olive colour. Her breasts are smallish, but pert and nicely shaped. Long, shapely legs. She is very pretty and appealing to look at. Eastern European. She looks a bit like a British Asian girl, which I like very much. When I walked in I thought 'fantastic!'.

Ranya's attitude was laughably bad. Once she had her hands on the wonga, she immediately reached for a condom - I had to stop her from tearing open the packet. There was a bit of kissing, but not much, and seemed surprised (rather than upset) when I wanted to caress that lovely young body. She seemed surprised overall that I, too, did not want to rip the condom open and get the whole thing over with. Her English is poor, negotiation isn't an option, so you just have to get on with it. She gave me some OWO but I stopped it from going too far. Despite the clear signs that she wasn't switched on, her physical attractiveness was a real turn-on for me so I decided to have sex before it was too late. She complained about my size. I'm not big, I initially put this down as more of her antics. However, she was gorgeously tight, and it felt marvellous to mount her. She made extravagantly fake noises during, which I only partly succeeded in getting her to hush. I did not last very long, though, tbh.

When it was over, she immediately plucked out her phone and called someone. Then another girl came into the flat, with a laptop in her arms. I was naked, Ranya was naked, and the other girl - introduced as R's sister - was wearing a bathrobe (they feature together on a large number of agency sites). I didn't know whether to be annoyed or amused by all this, and just let it slide. I asked the sister if she was the girl who re-directed me. She clearly knew about the re-direction but said no, it had been yet another girl. As I say, a busy house. Despite it being a 30 minute session, I left with time to spare. And despite everything, I was physically satisfied. If there's one word that sums Ranya up, it's "despite".

Would I recommend her? No. Would I go back again? Maybe. Physically, she's my type. But she is not GFE material.