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No. 108516 - Published 9 Apr 2012

Review of Rita of Agency Barracuda, Central London

Details of Visit
Author:chorlton
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Fri 16 Mar 2012 20.00
Duration of Visit:1 hour
Amount Paid:200
Recommended:No

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Details of Service Provider
Profile Name:Agency Barracuda - click to view profile in a new window
Website:http://www.agencybarracuda.co.uk
Phone:07816091167
Phone:07912673063
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The Premises
Place was nice enough, smell of cigarette smoke though.
The Lady
A middle aged woman with enormous tits.
The Story
Very strange punt. I arrived and we had a fairly long chat. She is a lot older than her photos suggest. I'd say easily 35, probably closer to 40. She volunteered that her photo has been photoshopped.

She speaks excellent English and was quite forthcoming about her previous life as she puffed on a cigarette. She expressed some rather politically incorrect views about her previous punters. She asked me what I wanted to drink. I suggested beer. She said "do I look like I drink beer". The true answer would have been "yes, rather a lot", but I didn't say so. She openend some wine.

After a while we went to the bedroom. She took her top off to show some enormous (natural) breasts and an almost equally substantial stomach. She said I was the first punter not to comment on her tits. I was more worried about getting squashed.

An average blow job ensued, followed by some bouncing around in cowgirl (I wasn't squashed).

We made a half-hearted attempt at round two, but I wasn't into it. She was quite rude and accused me of watching the TV rather than trying to get hard again (fair cop). She then started to say that I didn't like girls, asked me if I was a virgin/gay/on drink/on drugs. Unfortunately I was too polite to give her a truthful answer and left after about 35 mins. I left feeling like I'd spent money to be humiliated by someone I wouldn't want to fuck if it was offered on a plate for free. I suppose some people are into that sort of thing, but not me.

Overall - a horrible punt and a total waste of money.



This Lady's Reviews
NumberAuthorPublishedRecommended
124974GentlemanJohn20 Aug 2017NO
108516chorlton9 Apr 2012NO
96024BigTitsRoundAsses16 Feb 2010NO
82809bookiebreakeruk9 Jun 2008YES

Total Reviews: 4

Recommended: 1, 25%

Not Recommended: 3, 75%

Neutral: 0, 0%

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