Review of Loren of London

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Bit hard to find as the street numbers don't seem to run sequentially.
3rd floor flat, tidy enough. Bedroom was VERY basic, just a bed with a single very slippery sheet and a cushion instead of a pillow.

Pretty with died orange/red hair. very slim obviously eastern european but spoke basic english. Small, soft breasts, flat stomach and pert bottom.
Not even the barest hint of a smile, completely "absent" and totally perfunctory!

Worst punt in ages! A total and utter waste of money. She advertised OWO but refused after I'd paid. Basic quick rub of your cock then tried to put the condom on while still soft.

Unenthusiastic blowjob (covered) and lots of attempts to just jerk it off, whilst still in the condom, not exactly what I wanted.

A brief stint of 69 but she leapt off me when it was clear she was in danger of enjoying it.

Tried missionary but the shiny bedcover wouldn't work so asked her to get on top.

Took ages to do s and I lost enthusiasm, and my erection. Crappy handjob (still covered) to try to get it back but she looked bored and totally uninterested.

Knock on the door indicated "time up" and as she'd already refused to do anything without a condom (even a handjob) I just gave up and left.

Without a doubt this girl is in the wrong line of work. I suspect she's not there out of choice.