Review of Linda of Belfast

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Slim, about 5'6". Dark hair, oriental. Not ugly but bad complexion, foul smell when she came in. Wasn't sure if she stank or had farted, either way it was most unpleasant and offputting.
Wearing jeans and t-shirt under a coat. She bought some toys but I was so put off that we didn't round to using them.
She sounded pleasant on the 'phone despite poor English

I should have told her to walk but my dick got the better of me. The smell subsided so I guess it was a fart. She took her clothes off to reveal a reasonable body, started with a half-hearted massage and then covered BJ, managed to get me hard (not sure how as I was totally turned off) and got on top of me. I managed to come and got her out as quickly as possible. Complete waste of time and money. I paid her for the full hour but she was gone in 30 minutes.