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No. 113261 - Published 30 Apr 2013

Review of Jasmine of House of Divine, London

Details of Visit
Location 2:Maida Vale
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Wed 24 Apr 2013 11:00
Duration of Visit:30
Amount Paid:70

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Profile Name:House of Divine - click to view profile in a new window
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The Premises
Good location, nice house although not as nice as SK, it was still well kept and presentable.
The Lady
Big boobs and the best looking arse I've seen for a long time. Her face was pretty decent too.
The Story
One of the worst punts I've ever probably had (and I used to punt up at Soho). I was there at 11am, Jasmine didn't show up until 11:15am. The maid apologised and so did Jasmine when she came in as well. Fair enough, I can't blame her if the tubes are running late and plus I wasn't in a rush so 15 minutes was time I had spare.

Alittle bit of light kissing and fondling of her lovely breasts, she then preceded to give me oral. This act of oral lasted of all 10 seconds. She lightly licked the tip of my knob and that was it. I didn't question it but thought she might suck me off later (for some reason). She kissed me again and then I asked her if she wanted to come on top. She agreed and then asked me whether she should put a condom on me??? WELL DUH! That was somewhat worrying. She strapped me up and rode me for about 5 minutes and then switched to doggy, which lasted about 5 minutes, then to missionary.

About 5 minutes of that, she said stop. I was even more confused by this and at this point I was seriously losing my patience but kept my cool. She said her pussy was hurting and she couldn't carry on anymore and that no one has ever had sex with her as long as I have. Again, WTF??? 15 minutes into the session and she claims that I've taken too long to cum? Now, I could've burst into a rant and told her to fuck off but my good nature came through and despite her being absolutely dismal, I wouldn't want her to be in any pain (if she was in any, I do have my doubts). So 15 minutes into the session, she gives me a handjob, I cum within a few minutes and then she offers me a massage. I accept and even the massage was one of the worst I've ever had. (I know HoD girls are not renowned for their massage skills but Jasmine merely tapped my back a few times and started ruffling my hair).

She tried conversation during the massage but I was way too pissed off to even try and I think towards the end of the session, she realised I wasn't in a good mood. All in all, a horrible punt. Similar to one in Soho walk ups and she's gonna have to improve ALOT to be anywhere near the Brazilian goddesses that was Vanessa or Jade. I do accept that punters do not 'click' with certain girls, I've had some from HoD where I appreciate the work going into the punt but we've just not clicked and the girl wasn't for me. I would never write a bad report for a girl where we didn't click. I will however write one for a girl who clearly wasn't doing a good job nor make me feel better about myself. I left Maida Vale feeling like I've just been robbed, which is the first time out of 10-15 girls I've seen at HoD I've ever felt like that. Definitely one to avoid guys (unless you like 10 second blowjobs and can cum within 5-10 minutes).
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Recommended: 7, 87.5%

Not Recommended: 1, 12.5%

Neutral: 0, 0%

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