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No. 113911 - Published 1 Jul 2013

Review of Maria of London

Details of Visit
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Tue 25 Jun 2013 3pm
Duration of Visit:90 minutes
Amount Paid:400

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Details of Service Provider
Company:House Of Harlots

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The Premises
Nicely-appointed, spotlessly clean and tidy apartment – the sofa and table chairs can be used for sexual antics, all on view in the enormous wall mirror – most excellent if, like me, you get off on watching the ‘action’! And, if/when you wanna get horizontal, the ‘en-lounge’ bedroom area means that you can slip smoothly from sofa-chair action into bed-fun. The deliciously mood-lit bedroom and big bed invites you let Maria open up your sexual horizons. And, just to mention this newly-opened agency. Harriot Harlot (!?!) who answers the phone and organises the bookings – she has a lovely, friendly, ‘chirpy’ personality – so refreshing after some of the beyond-bored ladies who cum on the line!
The Lady
To say that Maria is waaaay better looking than the web site piccies is an understatement up there with Apollo 13’s Jim Lovell radioing in with “Houston, we have a problem”! In keeping with the agency’s intent to provide 'The very best of British escorts’, Maria is a prime example of quintessential English 'posh totty', complete with that cut-glass accent I find such a turn-on. And she just exudes naughtiness. Maybe she attended a 'good' Catholic girls school, where butter either wouldn't melt in the young ladies’ mouths or it would fry - Maria's one of the latter! Or she coulda been that Roedean girl who'd be letting in boys through the dorm window! Combine this with her genuinely beautiful face, awesome, tanned, gym-toned body and sparkling, fun, laid-back personality, and you've got the complete package to accompany you to sexual heaven - and beyond! Greeted me in nothing but black stilettos, bra and the smallest thong known to man - my jaw hit the floor so hard I thought I'd lost a filling!
The Story
'She keeps her Moet and Chandon in a pretty cabinet' - Queen's paean (in ‘Killer Queen’) to a high class courtesan might well have been written for Maria! She exudes class from every pore – that’s of course when she’s not working up a sweat with her raunch-a-go-go, full-on approach to giving you the best sexual experience you’ve ever had! This was a fuckin AMAZING session – one of the best, if not THE best, I’ve EVER had! One of those rare meetings that turn into a sorta ‘two souls connecting; planets aligning’ interlude – a cross between the cosmic 'philosophies' of Prof Brian Cox and Mystic Meg! You can acronym it as a GFE - Greatest Fuck Ever (Gargantuan Fucking Extravaganza?!), or a PSE - Pure Sexual Excess, or a PFE - Porn Friend Experience But there's soooooo much more than any of this – spending time with Maria is as much a treat for your mind and soul as it is for your cock and balls! She’s a ‘proper’ WOMAN – a real goddess, like Freya, with her own mind and completely comfortable with her own sexuality. If you can think of it, then Maria will probably do it – she’s more adventurous than Indiana Jones! And she’ll take the lead – which I really love: led me to some hugely enjoyable sexy-sensual-erotic zones! She definitely brought out the animal in me - I could just let go, no inhibitions, and just wallow in being with this wonderful woman! By the time we’d finished, her place was gonna need some maid-service – scattered condoms, bits of crushed strawberry everywhere (you don’t wanna know where they’d cum from – actually, you probably do!), bath overflowed, bed awash with baby oil and body fluids! When I’m stood up behind my zimmer frame (staggering around a Care Home), I’ll remember this session and imagine I’m actually mounted up doggy-style behind Maria, and things won’t seem so bad after all! Yowzaaaaa! Mwah, Maria – huge thanks, Duncan :D xxxx