Review of Lindsay of London

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End flat on estate - little run down but it was reasonably okay. The flat itself was relatively clean, if a little stuffy.

Lindsay is tall, slim and attractive. Definitely the girl in the pictures, which haven't been embellished in any particularly obvious way. She does have a sort of tomboyish air about her, which doesn't necessarily have to be unattractive. The girl who answered the phone as 'Lindsay' was again not this girl - and had better English.

I'm not entirely sure how girls rack up lots of great reviews on the purple site - they can't all be fake, so either they manage to weed out the negatives or people have lower expectations. Having arranged to see Lindsay in the morning and her friend Emma in the afternoon, I should have taken note of Comfortably Numb at FR #111052.

I'd arranged the meeting the night before, but arrived to Lindsay complaining that her friend had only given her 20 minutes notice and that she had to hurry up and get ready for me.

All services advertised were offered, but she was fairly perfunctory and mechanical about everything. DFK was repetitive tongue dabbing, and she was fairly standoffish and kept her distance throughout. OWO was okay, and she did take my full load, while stopping and looking at me.

Cut my loses and left early. Cancelled appointment with Emma as I felt it would be a triumph of hope over experience.