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No. 116108 - Published 20 Feb 2014

Review of Jade of House of Divine, London

Details of Visit
Author:phillipo
Location 2:St Johns Wood
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Tue 18 Feb 2014 11:00
Duration of Visit:30 Minutes
Amount Paid:70
Recommended:Yes

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Profile Name:House of Divine - click to view profile in a new window
Website:http://www.houseofdivine.com
Phone:02035890126
Phone:07725740234
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The Premises
My first visit to HOD II, version 2.0

How is the new venue? Five minutes from St Johns Wood tube. Entrance doorway quite exposed. A lot of stairs. Some bedrooms. A shower. Some pretty ladies wearing not very many clothes. Er…that’s it.
The Lady
“Bendy. Big Boobs. Loves to suck cock”

I do sometimes feel that ladies on Eharmony and the like should stop banging on about ‘GSOH’ and ‘the smell of freshly mown grass’ and adopt a more prosaic approach to describing their strengths, like the above. Because – let’s face it – these three phrases pretty much sum up the qualities we chaps want to find in a life partner. ☺

Jade is pretty cute, has that whole ‘slim waist big booty’ thing going on, and offers good ‘snog’.
The Story
I was in Covent Garden, I thought “I wonder if…?”, and literally 40 minutes later my ‘gentleman’s vegetables’ were being rigorously tended to by the lovely Jade.

The new HOD is in St Johns Wood, a part of London that was totally new to me. Very charming. Full of stuccoed terraced houses – I guess all worth £5 million plus – and Range Rovers. A block of social housing up the road called Swallow House, which raised a smile.

The explanatory text from HOD said ‘watch out for workmen’, and sure enough they are doing up the pavement directly outside. They’ll be gone by the time this review is published, but the situation did rather put the wind up me. The maid was entirely helpful and understanding about this, and ushered me in without a hitch.

Jade is friendly and charming, and managed to engineer a very professional punt. Mine included a very sexy focus on the bedroom mirror - I love shagging while watching myself in the mirror. I can’t say that I felt caught up in a whirlwind of mutual passion and empathy, so I probably won’t return, but 54 other reviewers - all positive - can’t be wrong!
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116337FridgeMagnet21 Mar 2014YES
116108phillipo20 Feb 2014YES
116037steve212 Feb 2014YES
115647CherrySweetBoy29 Dec 2013YES
115572TheStranger18 Dec 2013YES
115451Thrillseekerxxx4 Dec 2013YES
115235lotuseater13 Nov 2013YES
115037Geronimo1321 Oct 2013YES
114727Thrillseekerxxx21 Sep 2013YES
114556aluckyguy8 Sep 2013YES
114443gunnerz2324 Aug 2013YES
114429survivor14321 Aug 2013YES
114275mysteryman303 Aug 2013YES
111568Luvoral4 Dec 2012YES
111485kemp26 Nov 2012YES
111448mrbeee21 Nov 2012YES
111249MisterPablo4 Nov 2012YES
110931Asian205 Oct 2012YES
110763mysteryman3028 Sep 2012YES
110408bill stevens28 Aug 2012YES
109680AJ27653 Jul 2012YES
109365roberto697 Jun 2012YES
108404richiewhite2531 Mar 2012YES
108201psychictaffy16 Mar 2012YES
106399asianbeast1 Nov 2011YES
106324worldsra27 Oct 2011YES
106296labialover27 Oct 2011YES
106151cityfree116 Oct 2011YES
106112TLaw16 Oct 2011YES
106010shazam6 Oct 2011YES
105902Vin DaLoo30 Sep 2011YES
105900RammiXP30 Sep 2011YES

Total Reviews: 32

Recommended: 32, 100%

Not Recommended: 0, 0%

Neutral: 0, 0%

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