Review of Katrina of Caerphilly

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Makes you jump through a few hoops to get there. House itself very clean, and was made to feel like I was dragging in dirt all through the place.

Tallish blonde, slim attractive body with very large breasts. A few wrinkles, definitely older than 47 years old.

As mentioned, was told to drive to one spot and ring to get the postcode, then to another, ring again to get the next set of instructions. By this time I felt like John McLean without Samuel L Jackson and the bomb was still ticking. Finally got directed to her house where was told to take shoes off, fair enough it's wet outside. Up the stairs where I was told to strip and lay on the bed, which had been covered with what looked like a dog blanket. She then proceeded with a fairly vanilla massage (dragging your hands over someone's body is not technically a massage). Was told to turn over, so obliged when she popped on a condom for oral, despite offering OWO services (one of the reasons for choosing her). Not one to argue, I let that slide. Wasn't long before the todger was up and wanting action, so she sits on top, grips the old boy and simulates sex. About a minute of that and she's back with the handjob and a little bit of oral, total time elapsed, 15 minutes. Once I'd come she jumped up and started to dress, which obviously meant she was done, despite booking for an entire hour. Not wanting to hang around, I dressed and left.

All in all a completely crap time with someone who really should be doing something else. No warmth, just in/out.