Review of Marissa of House of Divine, London

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HOD SK before it was shut down.

Great tanned skin, fantastically shaped bum and supple breast implants, sharp and rounded at the right places, HOD type of body. The girl is ok with basic chatting, but that's about it regarding the positive aspect of her services.

This booking happened last August, so almost a year ago, although I've had a highly unsatisfactory experience I figured the girl was new and was going to improve (now I'm beating myself for not writing this earlier). However, seeing as some new reviews came up recently describing the exact treatment I've received too, I can see that the girl nor HOD have done anything to better a punters' experience.

Immediately, the booking felt mechanical with Marissa stripping off all of her sexy lingerie and laying on the bed, without any sort of teasing or foreplay that more kinky girls at HOD are so good at. When asked if she kisses, a 'yes' was followed with dry, closed lipped pecking (far from 'FK' advertised on the site). For the first time I was glad that a girl stopped kissing me so quick and moved to my cock. OWO was very shallow and far too soft/delicate. There wasn't enough suction going on and far too much teeth, even after a polite encouragement.

Thinking RO might be more enjoyable for both of us, I was again disappointed, this time asked to 'kiss' the outside of her pussy (I've never met any women/man/ts with such a sensitive organ, she's ok to take a pounding (from a frustrated/disappointed punter), but not being eaten). Of course that beats the point of doing it at all, so we've moved to sex. Starting with cowgirl, Marissa's body looked great, all the curves in the right places and my hands clutching that bubble butt. However, that didn't last long, to be more exact, it was about several thrusts after which the girl jumped off encouraging to change position (not really working hard for the money...).

Additionally, she wasn't so discrete and was far too frequent at checking the time. The fake moans with her eyes closed most of the booking did not better the situation either.

Doggy was more promising, Marissa buried her head in the pillows, closing her eyes and raising her bum up. From this position her body looked even better, especially from the angle reflected in the side mirror. Despite that, I felt that closing her eyes and keeping her head covered was just a way for her to get away from it. Whatever the case, I've never felt such high level of detachment and disinterest from a HOD girl thru the many years I've visited. Trying to focus on the shapes of her body and not the fake 'oohs' and 'aahs' I've managed to cum and leave early.

Such a shame that a body of such high quality does not meet an equally satisfactory service.