Review of Serena of House of Divine, London

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Usual tidy and presentable new HOD 1.

Claimed age: 18
Apparent age: low - mid 20s
Otherwise, as per her profile description on HOD website.

Detailed pros and cons below - but one thing that turned a possible 'neutral' review to a 'No' was the ending - she pushed me away and practically jumped off the bed while I was in MID orgasm. Literally gave me about 0.1 second of orgasm before pushing me off. Ruined the whole punt, which wasn't great to start with - read on.

Pro
>Young - nice body, great medium sized firm tits with nice perky nipples and aereola. She has a smallish, but well shaped bum - the type some Romanian girls seem to have. Her pictures are pretty representative - apart from the smiles (see below).

Con
>Very basic to no command of English.
>Very stiff and slightly unfriendly - clearly new to this - but doesn't even make an effort to be friendly. Very much 'business like'. She did not smile once. Not even a hello and cheek kiss when she came in.
>No GFE - because A. she can't speak English and B. she doesn't like kissing - I tried to get her to relax, tried to kiss her - but she had her lips clamped shut hard - and pulled away. I would've been fine with no FK, but no kiss at all is taking the piss - especially when her profile offers GFE. And it wasn't me - I always use mouthwash before a visit.
>Bad attitude: she came in - no hi, not even a smile. I smiled and said hi - she frowned and said money now (?!)
I don't mind giving the money up front - but not even a hi or a smile?
>She stripped off straight away and went to the bed - even though I asked her to keep her clothes on for a bit.
>She is either clumsy or not very tender - as she managed to hurt my willy a bit when putting the condom on - and then gave me a very painful mechanical BJ - I think she was using her teeth too much - possibly a technique to get me to cum faster?
>Sex was very unenthusiastic - basically just lying there with minimal interaction.
>Not responsive to position changes - I asked for a standing doggy infront of the mirror - she couldn't be bothered to get off the bed.

I don't like giving negative reviews - as this is their livelihood - but I do rely on other punters leaving honest reviews - so I had to say something.

If you don't mind the CONS - she does have a cracking body, and she is young. Go for it.