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No. 121594 - Published 6 Dec 2015

Review of Serena of House of Divine, London

Details of Visit
Author:Sirspunkalot
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Thu 3 Dec 2015 19:30
Duration of Visit:30 Minutes
Amount Paid:70
Recommended:No

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Details of Service Provider
Profile Name:House of Divine - click to view profile in a new window
Website:http://www.houseofdivine.com
Phone:02035890126
Phone:07725740234
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The Premises
Usual tidy and presentable new HOD 1.
The Lady
Claimed age: 18
Apparent age: low - mid 20s
Otherwise, as per her profile description on HOD website.
The Story
Detailed pros and cons below - but one thing that turned a possible 'neutral' review to a 'No' was the ending - she pushed me away and practically jumped off the bed while I was in MID orgasm. Literally gave me about 0.1 second of orgasm before pushing me off. Ruined the whole punt, which wasn't great to start with - read on.

Pro
>Young - nice body, great medium sized firm tits with nice perky nipples and aereola. She has a smallish, but well shaped bum - the type some Romanian girls seem to have. Her pictures are pretty representative - apart from the smiles (see below).

Con
>Very basic to no command of English.
>Very stiff and slightly unfriendly - clearly new to this - but doesn't even make an effort to be friendly. Very much 'business like'. She did not smile once. Not even a hello and cheek kiss when she came in.
>No GFE - because A. she can't speak English and B. she doesn't like kissing - I tried to get her to relax, tried to kiss her - but she had her lips clamped shut hard - and pulled away. I would've been fine with no FK, but no kiss at all is taking the piss - especially when her profile offers GFE. And it wasn't me - I always use mouthwash before a visit.
>Bad attitude: she came in - no hi, not even a smile. I smiled and said hi - she frowned and said money now (?!)
I don't mind giving the money up front - but not even a hi or a smile?
>She stripped off straight away and went to the bed - even though I asked her to keep her clothes on for a bit.
>She is either clumsy or not very tender - as she managed to hurt my willy a bit when putting the condom on - and then gave me a very painful mechanical BJ - I think she was using her teeth too much - possibly a technique to get me to cum faster?
>Sex was very unenthusiastic - basically just lying there with minimal interaction.
>Not responsive to position changes - I asked for a standing doggy infront of the mirror - she couldn't be bothered to get off the bed.

I don't like giving negative reviews - as this is their livelihood - but I do rely on other punters leaving honest reviews - so I had to say something.

If you don't mind the CONS - she does have a cracking body, and she is young. Go for it.



This Lady's Reviews
NumberAuthorPublishedRecommended
126567still got it 15 Jun 2018YES
125217Assguy12 Oct 2017YES
122002gumption12 Feb 2016NO
121594Sirspunkalot6 Dec 2015NO
121573out of towner29 Nov 2015Neutral

Total Reviews: 5

Recommended: 2, 40%

Not Recommended: 2, 40%

Neutral: 1, 20%

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