Review of Rachael of Ego Massage, Milton Keynes

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British Lady maybe around 35 years old (although profile says 30)

Rachael has many positive reviews so I went in with good expectations. She started me off on my back and it was a decent relaxing back massage for most of it (maybe 15 /16 mins) and then some amount of decent body to body almost making me lose track of time so much so on turning over I realised this lasted 27 mins in total. I was then turned over onto my front and hand relief was started almost immediately for 4 mins to completion. Leaving me with 14 mins for shower. I guess the idea is to limit the time on your front so as to reduce the time she can be touched. Anyway as you can imagine I was disappointed as it is clearly not a balanced back / front massage, 4 mins on your front is quite crap by most peoples' standards. There are many places to go if you just want a back massage. I checked the most recent review at the time of writing this by 'biggerboy24'published 20th Nov and even he mentions 'The end came far too quickly for my liking ' maybe it is a pattern. Hence for this reason she won't be on my personal list to return to knowing there are others who can provide a more balanced version and utilise more of the 45 mins effectively.