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No. 124244 - Published 24 Mar 2017

Review of Elsa of Olina Oriental Escorts, London

Details of Visit
Author:Comfortably Numb
Location 2:Edgeware Road
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Sun 26 Feb 2017 16:00
Duration of Visit:1 Hours
Amount Paid:140

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Profile Name:Olina Oriental Escorts - click to view profile in a new window
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The Premises
Basement flat in an apartment building about 10 minutes walk from Edgeware Road tube station. Clean spacious cosy comfortable. A good size double bed. Elsa shares the apartment with 2 other girls. Easy to find from the directions given by the agency. Easily accessible by numerous bus and tube routes. Great location.
The Lady
Elsa is very similar to the pictures and video on the agency website. Definitely the same girl. She has a pretty face and a spectacular body, for me close to perfection. Nicely toned, with delicious soft smooth succulent curves. Great ass! Dark chocolate silky skin. She's enhanced, but reasonably well done.
The Story
This was extremely average. In fact, this was very disappointing. I'd been a semi regular of Elsa's in the late Spring, early Summer of last year. But as the summer went on I found her more and more difficult to book, to the point where it became impossible. Even when I'd try to book her a week in advance, I'd get a text from the agency on the morning of the appointment saying "Sorry bad luck, Elsa is having her time of the month and she's off work for the next few days. Another choice?"

Eventually I just gave up. I'd always found her service to be good, but at the same time there was something missing, a click factor or whatever. I wasn't able to 'connect' with her like I do with other TWGs. And it always felt very rushed, like she had back to back customers lined up all day and she couldn't get me out the door quickly enough as she had another punter right after me. The sessions with her had a going through the motions vibe as well, like she had a check list and she was ticking off the boxes as we engaged in each activity. If I continued too long with something that was enjoyable she even used to say that we need to hurry up to the next one or we'll run out of time! And her phone was constantly buzzing/ringing throughout the sessions on WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger, Line, texts from the various agencies etc etc etc which was very annoying. And I always found her to be an avid clock watcher. But in spite of all of this, she did provide a good service with sweetness and friendliness. And she was one of the better TWGs of a pretty miserable bunch. But all those negatives/annoyances and the fact she was so difficult/impossible to book made me lose interest. Which takes us to the present.

I texted the agency the night before, fully expecting them to tell me that she's fully booked up to the end of next week, but to my surprise she was available, and at the time I wanted! When I got there she was dressed as requested, but it quickly became obvious that she was in a grumpy mood. I can only guess that she had the hump because I didn't see her for so long. But whatever the reason, she had a bee in her bonnet about something. I wanted to turn up the light a little, she didn't. I hoped that we would have a shared bath, as that's one of her most pleasurable services, but she said "no time" and said that I should have told the agency in advance so she could have the bath ready. I wanted to curl up with her under the blanket, which a lot of ladies have done with me recently, again she said no. When I tried to crack a few jokes she just sneered rather than laughed. My attempts at conversation were met with one syllable mumbles and/or sarcasm. There was no attempt at friendliness, no attempt at connection, no conversation, not the slightest attempt at having a laugh and fun together. No attempt to be sexy and attractive and desirable. Before, when she was slightly distant, and hurrying me, and clock watching, and going through the motions, at least she did it with sweetness and friendliness. Now she was doing it with grumpyness and sulkyness and complete indifference.

When we got to the sex she did come to life and performed with enthusiasm. Afterwards I wanted to curl up and snuggle and chat on the bed, but again she wasn't having it, so she gave me a (very LONG) massage, which to her credit, was good. She didn't talk at all during the massage. With more than 5 minutes remaining (and after a quick shower) I was drying myself and she came into the room and turned the music off and sat down on the bed and began sending messages on her phone as if I'd already left. The room was totally silent. I got dressed in total silence. No pampering today. She looked up from her phone as I put on my coat, saw that I was ready, let me out and that was it. So a hugely disappointing experience. I could've saved the money and had more enjoyment with a wank.
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124545micky D12 May 2017YES
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124336still got it 10 Apr 2017YES
124266Tighthead prop26 Mar 2017YES
124244Comfortably Numb24 Mar 2017NO
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Total Reviews: 6

Recommended: 5, 83.3%

Not Recommended: 1, 16.7%

Neutral: 0, 0%

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